I understand the need for Christians to make Jesus seem like a guy you’d want to hang out with, but is this really necessary? I’m alright with Jesus watching me skateboarding and healing my broken bones after I fall, but I have a hard time believing he’d be up on that ramp with me.

On second thought, it would be pretty awesome to see Christ himself do a Christ Air. Suck it Bob Burnquist! Jesus should totally be a playable character in Tony Hawk.

Annnd why are they holding hands?