Given the state of the economy and the problems our country is facing I find it even more absurd that people spend time on some of the things they do.  I mean I get that there are morons out there but I’m telling you right now there’s a person out there who’s trying to be the world record holder for biggest ball of snot.

That person is working hard every single day at collecting more mucous than anyone else.  To think about all the useless shit we do would just be too frustrating so I’ve decided to share 15 examples of large items that Guinness would recognize and people like you and me would (and will) laugh at.

Here are 15 oversized and completely useless things….

Largest Ice Cream Cake

Largest Plate of Hummus

Largest Cheese Cake

Largest Easter Egg

Largest Six Pack

Largest Fork

 Largest Crayon

Largest Rocking Chair

Largest Slip ‘n Slide

Largest Underwear

Largest Particle Collider

Largest Prairie Dog

Largest Flamingo

Largest Shopping Cart

Largest Thermometer