In the latest celebrity death hoax, the victim was not Justin Bieber or Eminem, rather the internet was saying Bill Cosby was dead via an e-mail virus. Upon hearing the news, Bill Cosby had this to say about his own demise.

And now ladies and gentlemen for my rebuttal:

As you well know, a dead person cannot rebuttal. Therefore, I am rebuttaling to tell you that when I heard the news I immediately began rebuttaling and went into denial. My wife has just informed me that there is no such word as rebuttaling, she says the word is rebutting. But I don’t care, because I’m alive!

Thank you.

PS. That’s another thing dead people don’t say.

He may be 73, but he’s still kicking, and still pretty funny. Here’s to hoping this news stays untrue for a long while.