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Aug 31 2010

The Hottest Bosses from Movies Lead the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

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I love being dominated.  Yeah I said it.  How awesome is it to have a woman in power?  Someone who treats you like dirt and completely owns you sexually?  Yeah I like it.  That’s right.  And I know you guys do too.

More things I like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Aug 31 2010

Eight Signs That are Way too Obvious

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There’s a big part of me that doesn’t blame the folks who create these signs.  I mean first of all, warning signs are for a purpose:  to warn people of potential dangers.  Don’t get me wrong if you don’t know certain things that are pointed out to you in these signs then you’re an official moron who deserves zero sympathy.

However, my point is this.  There are way more morons out there than non morons.  And the people who made these signs?  I think they’re well aware of it.

Check out these extremely obvious signs…..

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Aug 31 2010

Bees Makes a Bad Accident Worse

Published by under Oddly Enough

Being in a traffic accident is never a great experience, but there are certain factors that can make it worse. For example, if you’re not wearing your seatbelt that might make things worse. But how about if the truck your in is A GIANT BEEHIVE?

A beekeeper’s vehicle has rolled in North Canterbury, seriously injuring one of the occupants and unleashing hives of angry bees.

An ambulance quickly arrived to the scene, where one of the occupants was rushed to Christchurch Hospital.

The vehicle currently remains overturned in a river bed, where it rolled off the road.

Can you imagine being an EMT and being called to the scene, only to arrive and discover that the place was swarming with bees? I’d probably just turn around and let someone else handle it.

THE BEES! THE BEES!

Go watch The Wicker Man if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

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Aug 31 2010

She’s Uncoachable: Page 3 Miracle Sam Cooke

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Gee what do ya know?  Another ridiculously hot chick from Britain with huge cans.  How surprising.  It’s not like I don’t think Sam Cooke is ridiculously hot.  She is.  It’s just that I’m almost getting bored at all this Englishness.  What in the hell is going on in this world?

Can’t they take some of the water and import it to here or something?  Or at least get the same surgeons?  There’s definitely a secret over in the UK and I’m gonna spend the rest of my life finding out what it is.  Personally I think it’s more valuable than the recipe to Coca Cola.

More of Ms. Cooke after the jump…

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Aug 31 2010

Everyone Can Get Hotter Girls than You

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Why can a man who looks like a demonic version of Robin Williams’ genie from Aladdin get a hotter girl than you? Because life’s not fair, and that’s just the way these things work.

If anyone can put this in a better context and lighten my mood, feel free. Otherwise I’ll just be crying and listening to “Magic Carpet Ride” on repeat.

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Aug 31 2010

Wendy’s Uses Rap to Teach You How to Handle Drinks

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I’m not sure how old this is, or even if it’s real, but I’m not sure why anyone would make this up.

It appears to be an instructional video for Wendy’s, utilizing the cutting edge sound of a monotone white girl saying words that rhyme to convey a very important message about how to fill up drinks and put them on a tray. IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS OK?

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Aug 31 2010

The Fabulous Girls who Roam The Pits at Races

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Let me tell you something.  If I were a NASCAR or Indy driver the last thing I would want is a sexy girl in my face as I was about to pull a pit stop.  I need dudes there.  And no it’s not because a dude is going to get me all excited.  It’s because a dude wouldn’t make me think of sex.  I wouldn’t say to myself as I were going 200 mph “damn I want to bang that chick I just saw.”

Next thing you know you’ve flipped over 60 times and are paralyzed.  So while hot chicks and cars go quite well together I just don’t know if these ladies should be near a race.  But that’s just me.

And far be it from me to stop from posting the gorgeous girls that do grace these pit stops….

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Aug 31 2010

2011 Alternate Superbowl Predictions

Published by under Sports

Everyone and their mother is going to be making Super Bowl predictions in the coming weeks.  So instead of doing that I’ve decided to make some different predictions for that faithful football night.  We don’t need to focus on teams and stats.  We all know that Brett Favre is going to playing even after he dies.

We know that some team is going to be banging a bunch of hookers somewhere at some point this season.  These things we’re well aware of and doing really have to predict them.

However, here are  five things you might not know will happen at the 2011 Super Bowl…

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Aug 31 2010

Just The Tip Tuesday: Chicks like Francesca Frigo, California’s Reluctance, and A Girl Pukes

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Have you ever just woken up, turned on your computer and then seen an image like this one?  How does that make your day feel?  Honestly.  Good or bad?  I guess good knowing these woman are out there and crap because you know, you’re not with one of them.

More deep thoughts by me at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Why California won’t legalize pot (A Graph) – [Cracked]

A girl puking on a plane in zero gravity is interesting – [Barstool Sports]

This girl could read me a bed time story any day – [Theospark]

When you need a celebrity skin fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

This is about as wrong as a stage dive can go – [Totally Crap]

Hot Russian spy takes sexy photos public – [Flisted]

Your dummy guide to Internet memes – [Manofest]

The ugliest models in all of England – [Attuworld]

Tilt your screen back and you’ll see the message – [Sublime Blog]

Ten classic nerd queens who are over forty – [Gunaxin]

Wait a second here, a real Jennifer Aniston topless? – [Cityrag]

Probably the best 51 seconds of your week right here – [Nedhardy]

Anna Kournikova rocking fashion in Istanbul – [Don Chavez]

Some random promo hottie named Alexa – [Bugehoobs]

Kid asks Jesus for lightning and he delivers – [Regretfulmorning]

I could watch Sophie Turner talk about anything – [Heyman Hustle]

10 awesome music tracks presented by Tatyana Kotova – [Brobible]

Couture beats the shit out of James Toney – [Heavy]

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Aug 30 2010

Sexy Scouse Model Amy Leads the P.M. Portfolio

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Readers of The Sun got an eyeful of sexy Scouse model Amy and her rack at the weekend when she was featured on Page 3, showing Britain just what a fantastic pair of jugs she has.  And how fantastic all British models funbags are.  Good God.

More great “Good God” things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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