This video is probably going to haunt my dreams for a while, as the creepy song this ice cream plays is now stuck in my head like a virus. Are the speakers just old and tired, is the composer deaf, or is this just the worst disguised pedophilemobile ever created.

I feel like any minute, Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal was going to shove his flaming head out the window and murder the guy filming. But even his ice cream truck was less creepy than this one. Check it out above.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a huge fan of Kim Kardashian.  I also feel that any heterosexual male that isn’t attracted to her or says he isn’t attracted to her has to be lying.  I mean let’s get over the big but thing please (which I happen to like).  It’d be one thing if she was completely flat chested but let’s face it dudes,  she well compensates for the tush with what’s up top.

Oh and not to mention the girl is not exactly overweight.  Who the hell says this crap?  She’s smokin’ period.  Kim also happens to be only like 5 feet tall which I happen to love.  Her personality?  I have no idea.  I’m guessing 5 minutes with her might not be the most entertaining time spent but she seems nice enough.

It’s not as if I’ll be hanging out with her any time soon.  Given the abundance of Kim K pics out there, her personal ones should be of interest to you.  They were to me….

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Nothing takes me back to childhood more than baseball cards.   I mean if I can make a time line in my life before the age of 16 I could easily construct it using particular baseball cards that came out during certain years.   And if any of you were avid collectors like myself you’ll agree with me when I say we could remember every damned detail about those cards.

From the colors to the statistics to the smell of the bubble gum when you opened a new Topps pack hoping for a favored rookie card.  Man I wish baseball cards didn’t suck so badly today.  Not to mention all my great cards are worth nothing now.

In any event I decided to come up with a list of 10 cards from the 80s that will take you back.  Enjoy….

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Click on the photo for more of the Clippers Spirit

As many of you know, basketball season is just around the corner.  Summer leagues have started to sprout up everywhere but more importantly cheering squads are taking shape.  And Los Angeles is starting find itself some new blood.  Yay!

More cheerleader types at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Why “Back to the Future” is secretly horrifying – [Doubleviking]

Six surprising ways alcohol is good for you – [Cracked]

Take part in the amazing great male survey! – [Askmen]

Remember how awesome this Derek Jeter pic is? – [Withleather]

The 25 Hottest reporters for the SI cover – [Bleacherreport]

Why do coins make your hands smell funny? – [Mentalfloss]

Kim Kardashian wears purple, looks amazing – [Totally Crap]

When you need to see some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Little Mermaid gives advice to young girls – [Nedhardy]

Have you ever tried one legged salsa dancing? – [Attuworld]

Interesting rock video of the day – [The DW]

The anatomy of an internet troll is interesting – [Regretfulmorning]

Fictional sports underdogs who should have lost – [Ego TV]

Megan from Action Girls is illegally hot – [Random Funbags]

The greatest moments in mugshot cleavage – [Manofest]

Ten people you have to avoid while drinking – [Brobible]

Five second rule on dropped food is bullshit – [Asylum]

California Gurls parody renamed Comic-Con girls – [Atom]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Seriously, what in the hell is that girl going to do that night?  I can’t even remember when chicks like this used to get ready in college only to wind up passing out or stumbling into a guy way too ugly for her’s bed.  Was that a sentence?  I don’t even care.

More things I don’t care about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Call me crazy but I kind of like my apartment to be made of real stuff and not necessarily paper or carton.  However, clearly we’re talking about “art” here are we not? “Casa de Karton” is the name of Don Lucho’s project where he has built an apartment using carton and paper.

As you’ll be able to see he’s done it with all the fixings.   There’s toilet paper, cups, plates, a bed, you name it.  Apparently Lucho thinks that the artist is more “one” with the drawing when he can physically be inside it.

Whatever.  It’s weird.  Pictures after the jump

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OK, it’s true, I wrote this article just so I could say the phrase “cock soccer” over and over again. Cock soccer is a sport where cocks play soccer, and it’s in trouble from (surprise) PETA because they say it encourages cock fighting rather that cock soccering. Sorry, I’ll stop.

That’s because while the sport may look harmless enough to outsiders — and is certainly an upgrade over the violence of cockfighting — it could still cause problems between the birds and upset their natural pecking order.

“If roosters are placed together in close proximity with no chance of withdrawing (and the photos we have seen are invariably of two roosters), their natural urge is to fight,” Ingrid Newkirk, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, told AOL News in a statement. “That urge is what is likely being exploited when a ball is placed near them — they kick while letting off steam and hit the ball after becoming agitated.”

The creator of the sport is no cock fighter, she just said she noticed her birds having fun with a ball, and decided it could be a fun game. Stupid PETA always trying to ruin our awesome violent bird sports!

Cock soccer!

There’s just something I really love about a day where you feel like you discover a new girl.  Today I feel like I have discovered Sabella Shake.  And it’s not like I haven’t seen her before.  I have.  It’s just that I didn’t know the name of this 23-Year-Old gorgeous L.A. based model.

Sometimes you see a female and think that she’s destined for greatness.  That’s how I feel about Sabella.  Whether it’s acting, print, or hopefully the adult entertainment industry, I’m thinking that Ms. Shake is gonna have an impact one of these days.  She’s truly a star in my book.

Sabella, here’s to your success and I hope your appearance on this site moves your career to a new level.

What could this kid possibly be talking about on the phone at a moment like this?

I’d answer myself, but if there was every a moment for a caption contest, I think this is it.

What do you guys think he’s saying?