What happens when you mashup Slayer’s Angel of Death with people going berserk in church, possessed by the “Holy Spirit?” Awesome happens, that’s what.

I think some of these videos are just black people doing sweet dance moves, but the rest are actually pretty terrifying, as if someone just start convulsing next to me at a million miles an hour, I would think they were having a seizure or possessed by the devil. Both seem equally likely. I’m not exactly sure how this is “worship,” but hey, what do I know?

I’m amazed that Wikipedia actually has a definition of “Catgirl.” A catgirl is a female with cat ears, a cat tail, or other feline characteristics on an otherwise human body.  On an otherwise human body?  Um, isn’t it just a costume?  Considering how much I hate the animal cat, I’m surprised at how much I love seeing hot girls dressed as cats.

Oh right.  It’s that I like seeing hot girls dressed as anything.  Hell they could dress up as fake vomit and if I saw some cleavage I’d be a happy man.  Yup, fake vomit.

Enjoy these sexy cats after the jump

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Does anyone remember how taboo Viagra was when it first came out?  God forbid anyone admit they are taking this stuff.  But then you have dudes like Bob Dole and Rafael Palmeiro advocating it and all of a sudden it’s fine.  Now Viagra isn’t even like the main penis straightener out there.

There are 100s if not thousands of products out there promising that you’ll last longer and be a champ in the sack.   While the products are great they’re still fun as hell to make fun of.

And that’s what we’ll be doing here.  I’ve found 10 fun examples of making light of Viagra….

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Click on the photo for a gallery of foxy fonzies

I think you guys are already well aware of my concern for women dressing up.  Truth of the matter is there is no concern.  I just like to see it done on women that are attractive.  I don’t care if they have a pile of dung on their bodies.  Makes no difference to me.

More hotties in cool gear at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Five world changing decisions made for very dumb reasons – [Cracked]

Your results to the Great Male Survey of 2010 – [Askmen]

Now this is what I call a tea bag – [The DW]

When you need a celebrity “slip” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Are you even aware of how hot Krysal Webb is? – [Sublime Blog]

Woman unsuccessfully tries to parallel park – [Nedhardy]

Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot is actually kind of devilish – [Attuworld]

The 40 sexiest comic book covers of all time – [Manofest]

Anna Kournikova throwing out the first pitch! – [Withleather]

How to tell if you’re addicted to porn – [Regretfulmorning]

The 20 hottest Comic-Con cosplay girls – [Heavy]

This little sarcastic baby is judging you – [Icanhasinternets]

Jwoww looks pretty damned good in a bikini – [Flisted]

Irina Shayk looks pretty fine in these pics – [Cityrag]

Sofia Vergara is already back to her bikini tricks – [Don Chavez]

Busty beach girls that are obtainable – [Randomfunbags]

Ten of the biggest potheads in baseball – [COED Magazine]

The Mercedes Benz fashion week bikini babes – [NS4W]

Click on the photo for a white hot lingerie video

Sometimes we don’t need all the fluff.  We don’t need the build up.  Sometimes we just need a flat out hot video that will get us going in the afternoon.  I believe I’ve found such a video.  Enjoy.

More enjoyable ladies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

If you are into amazing natural events that occur in nature then this series of lightning strikes is definitely for you.  The Catatumbo Lightning is an atmospheric phenomenon in Venezuela.  The strikes occur in a specific area located over the mouth of the Catatumbo River where it empties into Lake Maracaibo.

The lightning appears in around 140 to 160 nights a year, for 10 hours per day and up to 280 times per hour and it can be seen at great distances from the source of the ligh.  After appearing continually for centuries, the lightning had not been seen since January 2010, apparently due to a drought, raising fears that it may have been extinguished permanently.  In April of 2010, the Catatumbo Lightning reappeared.

Check out these amazing pictures after the jump

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How do you become the most badass kid in the Shire? They do call it the Shire right? Whatever. Anyway, to be the coolest Amish kid around, you probably want to get yourself into a low-speed police chase, like young Levi here. What the hell happened?

Levi Detweiler, a 17-year-old Amish youth, allegedly led sheriff’s deputies on a mile-long, presumably low-speed chase, after running a stop sign in his horse and buggy and refusing to pull over.

Do they train for this at the police academy?

Deputies said they spotted Detweiler ignoring the stop sign last week. According to police, the teen then led them on a chase that ended when he lost control on a sharp turn into a driveway and overturned the buggy into a ditch. He then fled on foot.

The Cattaraugus County Sheriff’s Office said that after a week-long investigation they have arrested and charged Detweiler with underage possession of alcohol, overdriving an animal, reckless endangerment, failure to stop at a stop sign and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle.

Overdriving an animal? That’s a charge in New York? Also, that poses a question, can you get a DUI when driving a horse and buggy? I feel like your BAC should be much higher than the usual standard. Either that, or your horse would have to be drunk too.

I’d like to thank one of our readers for emailing me the lovely Danielle Fornarelli.  She’s quite spectacular as you can very well see.  However, I do have a gripe about the beauty.  Um, she’s selling autographed pictures of herself for upwards of 25 bucks?  And she charges 10 bucks just for a signature?

What the hell is that all about?  Does posing in Playboy not pay enough or something?  Is being so hot that every drink in a bar is bought for you not enough?  Am I missing something here?  Come on Danielle!  You’re smoking.  Don’t make us pay to realize that.

More of Danielle after the jump

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This picture is either a moment away from an undressed girl, or one being dragged along the pavement by her dress that is made out of way too strong of a material. Let’s hope that it’s the former, as the second one would be no good for anyone.

You can tell this is legit because you can see the wheels slowly blurring with movement, I really just wish there were more photos in this series.