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It’s really a shame that rednecks got such a bad name. Take away the racism and domestic violence and rampant alcoholism, and they’re actually a lot of fun.

That is best demonstrated by this guy, who I believe I’ve featured on the site before, breaking boards in half. He’s supposed to be the world’s strongest redneck, and he’s one of the funniest ones too.

Here he gets tired of all the tools normally used to trim bushes, so he puts his LAWNMOWER on a STICK and hoists it over them for a clean cut. Innovation!

Whether you are in Amsterdam or Brussels, The Red Light District is one hell of a crazy place to visit.   Not only have I hear crazy exploits of when my father visited these places in the 60s but up on through till today there is some nutty stuff going on in these streets.  Most notably?  Um, hookers standing in windows?

It’s almost like walking down 5th avenue in Manhattan during Christmas time!  Actually it’s not like that at all but it must be so weird to be on display like that.  And for a guy?   Imagine looking into a window knowing you could be having sex with that woman in the next 15 minutes.  That is just weird stuff if you ask me.

Check out some of the window displays in the Red Light Districts after the jump….

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Every once in a while an appropriate site comes out that focuses on one topic and one topic only.  In this particular moment I have stumble across a site called Sh*t My Kids Ruined.  I can only imagine how popular this site would be if more parents out there were aware of it.

If you’re thinking about having children then this site might be a good look into your future.  Sure kids are wonderful.  It’s a blessing to watch them grow and turn into fine young adults.  But is it worth the mess when they’re children?  Most would argue yes but if your house is a constant disaster I can’t imagine the stress.

Kids are animals.  They have no respect for the joint and unfortunately you have to wait until they’re older before you can really get pissed.  Here are 15 household reasons why kids suck

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Click on the photo for candid shots of Josie Maran

She’s graced the cover of such illustrious publications as Maxim, Glamour and 944 and even had roles in Van Helsing, and Aviator.   She’s Josie Maran and she’s quite attractive.  I would definitely let her into my life.

More females to invade me at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

 The Funbag

Angel Porrino is the lovely lady of the day – [Extramustard]

Terrible fast food ideas that can’t be too far off – [Cracked]

Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders do a swimsuit shoot – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

You’ll never believe this life altering camera – [The DW]

An “uncrashable” bike crashes on live TV – [Totally Crap]

A terrified donkey decides to terrorize friendly skies – [Withleather]

Get a load of how hot Aubrey Taylor is – [Sublime Blog]

One of the sexiest bull rides of all time – [Attuworld]

An ultimate compilation of near misses – [Ned Hardy]

Six types of girls you’ll see at a Dave Matthew’s concert – [Brobible]

Twenty of the worst domain names ever – [Manofest]

Cute video of a turtle trying to escape – [Regretfulmorning]

Jojo is getting more cleavage as time moves on – [Celebrity Odor]

Massive collection of Comic-Con cleavage – [COED Magazine]

Remember Kelly Lynch in a Cocktail bikini? – [Don Chavez]

Check out the hot ladies of Twilight – [Gunaxin]

Katy Perry almost loses her top – [NS4W]

Click on the photo for more of Aida and other hotties

Correct me if I’m wrong here but it looks like Aida Yespica is moving in the direction of a Sofia Vergara and that has to be a good thing.   Good Lord look at the way that dress works for her.  And believe me it’s working hard.

More hard working chests at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Having just gotten back from a vacation and visiting good old JFK Airport I noticed something a bit different.  There are a hell of a lot more advertisements in airports in strange places than ever before.  I guess people realized that there was an untapped resource that could potentially woo consumers.

When you think about it, it’s very smart to use places like the baggage claim and certain walls to promote your brand.  After all, if we’re just sitting around waiting for stuff we might as well be entertained no?

Here are 10 clever airport ads…

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Illinois, don’t you have better things to do? You’re actually a real state with Chicago in it. I would expect this from like, Idaho, but not you guys, come on. Illinois is now trying to say that eye rolling is disorderly conduct, in a new law that would top the retard charts all around the country. How did this start?

The idiocy stems from a recent city council meeting where an Elmhurst resident was ejected from the room after rolling her eyes in reaction to something that was said by a council member.

Members of the Elmhurst city council have asked the City Attorney to look into the creation of a “disturbance and disorderly conduct” violation and to see if eye-rolling could somehow be shoehorned into its definition.

Illinois state law defines disorderly conduct is “an act in such unreasonable manner as to alarm or disturb another, or to provoke a breach of the peace.”

She was ejected for rolling her eyes? I can only imagine what would have happened if she dared to sigh. Taser her!

Melinda Messenger is currently an English broadcaster and former Glamour model.   However there’s really only one sentence that we need to be concerned with here.

Deciding she wanted to become a model, Messenger was advised by her agent at the Jason Paul Modelling Agency to enhance her breasts, which she enlarged to a 34DD cup

Any questions?  More of Messenger after the jump

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Good lord, you would think these guys were committing ritual suicide or something, not barreling down Splash Mountain at Disneyland.

But that is the Asian way I suppose, resolute in the face of unyielding…fun. I’d hate to see them all inside a moonbounce or something, I think the think would deflate just by their auras of depression alone.

I think this would be harder to pull off on say, the Millennium Force at Cedar Point. The G-forces alone would force a few goofy faces.