I guess you kind of need to be smoking something or flat out on acid but this is incredibly badass.

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Normally I link to little ladies like this later in the week when people are getting all geeked up about the weekend.  But you know something?  Screw that.  It’s Monday and get motivated.  If you become rich you can party with these chicks whenever you want.  Yay!

More party girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Who is the latest lovely lady of the day? – [Extramustard]

The most insane things done to get out of something – [Cracked]

An awesome gallery of Chun Li Cosplay – [EgoTV]

Lindsay Lohan looks hot in Complex Magazine – [Totally Crap]

Lady ruins wedding speech by puking on herself – [Guyism]

Women are much dirtier than men in Britain – [Pedal to the Metal]

Check out some of these interesting prison hobbies – [Attuworld]

Selena Gomez is now 18 – oh boy! – [Cavemancircus]

French pool wants Muslim chicks to show their T’s – [Withleather]

The Old Spice guy talks with Mel Gibson – [Sublime Blog]

Sara Carbonero can definitely tell the news – [Funtasticus]

The ten hottest cougars in finance – [Brobible]

Twenty of the worst domain names of all time – [Manofest]

This is by far the best invention ever – [Gunaxin]

Anna Kournikova actually played tennis again – [Don Chavez]

Is Paris Hilton wearing a tranny suit? – [Cityrag]

Greek Girls gone wild:  Wet T Shirt contest – [COED Magazine]

Kelly Brook knows how to stretch out – [Heyman Hustle]

I remember first stumbling across Jennifer Stano a couple of years ago.   And when I did I completely confused her for Jennifer Sterger.  Call me crazy but I think that Stano may very well have exceeded Sterger.  And believe you me that’s no easy task.  You know what else isn’t an easy task?

Writing these damned articles.  I’m seriously getting sick of this.  Dammit I need to take some time off.

More of Stano after the jump

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Click on the photo for more sexy cheerleaders

In case you haven’t heard a judge ruled earlier this week that cheerleading isn’t a sport.  Yeah well who gives a shit?   It’s hot girls running around in little clothing.  It doesn’t have to be labeled anything except for awesome.

More awesome stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Heckler completely owns a comedian – [The Smoking Jacket]

The hometown hottie semifinals are intense -  [Maxim]

An awesome gallery of sexy Red Sox fans – [Unathletic]

Who are the top ten intimidating chicks out there? – [Askmen]

The best Jimmy Johnson pictures of all time – [Bustedcoverage]

It’s time for celebrity “slip ups” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

We really need more TV like this – [Totally Crap]

How to deal with an angry customer – [Cracked]

Check out your brain slushie of the day – [The DW]

Gay folks and their intimidation tactics – [Barstool Sports]

This is how not to move your Honda – [Attuworld]

A very clever trailer for a movie Seinfeld – [Double Viking]

Fifteen Classic TV show Batman Villains – [Ego TV]

Air France attendant held for robbing passengers – [Pedal to the Metal]

The best 10 second fail you’ll see this week – [Ned Hardy]

Five Chuck Norris GIFs that you have to see – [Cavemancircus]

Racy Ad campaign for the Australian sex party – [DJ Mick]

Helpful signs seen at restaurants – [Regretfulmorning]

Awesome pro athlete appearances in comics – [Manofest]

Click on the photo for more of Kimberly Phillips

Finally, Playboy has a safe for work site and who better to introduce it than a gorgeous playmate like Kimberly?  Way to go guys.  It’s about time you gave us dudes something to look at while working.  Actually I work from home and still watch porn.  I’m just saying….

More playmate types at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Of all the instruments in the world I’d have to say that the Piano is my favorite one.   And having played for a number of years I can tell you that the type of piano you sit at is extremely important.  It’s one thing to be playing on a crappy little up right in the den of a house you never visit.

It’s another when you have a piano in your own home.  You really want to try to have the best piece you can.  On the other hand you can go for something very out there.  Which is what these 10 people did.

Check out these weird ten pianos after the jump

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Uh, first of all, can we just comment on this ridiculous image that shows up when you search for “toilet paper gun” on Google? Wow, just wow.

But moving onto the actual story, a man allegedly shot his wife with toilet paper when she refused to leave the house. Like, he loaded up his real life gun with toilet paper, and shot it at her. How did that work out?

The Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office said Lonnie Irvin Pinnix, 38, loaded the pistol with toilet paper when his wife, Darlene Pinnix, 55, returned to their Reidsville home shortly after midnight Tuesday

Investigators said the wife lay down on the bed and Lonnie Pinnix shot her in the back with the toilet paper ammunition when she refused his demands to get back up. Deputies said Darlene Pinnix was taken to a hospital to receive treatment for powder burns.

Lonnie Pinnix told deputies he shot his wife because she wouldn’t leave, the report said. He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon and jailed in lieu of $1,000 bond.

What the? How the? I guess that’s technically assault with a weapon, but deadly? Can a loaded gun full of toilet paper ever actually kill someone? Maybe if you threw it at her I guess.

The immediate thing that jumped out at me (other than you know) from Valeria Orsini was her background.  This girl has an Italian, German, and Colombian combination.  I think it’s safe to say we’re off to a great start.   Valeria was born in Atlanta but now resides in Miami where she doesn’t quite take her top all the way off but she clearly should.

She’s only 5’2 and 105 lbs but man does she pack it all in there huh?  Other than that I don’t have much.  I’m sure it would lovely to spend some time with Valeria and her “friends.”

More of Orsini after the jump

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This is one of those pictures that I can’t really say much about except “Why?”

Why does this guy have a plunger on his head while walking down the street? Why is he so rock ‘n roll about the whole idea? So many questions, without a way to get them answered.

Judging by the license plates, I’m going to assume this is just some English thing I don’t understand and leave it at that.