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From the Dawn of Time, boobs have been shaping history – destroying careers, crippling world powers. Many men have been nearly destroyed by these orbs of power.  And now you need to know the truth….

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The Tips

10 awesome mashups of the Mel Gibson phone rant – [Ego TV]

Check out the quality of death index -  [Ace]

Celebrity chicks slipping all over the place – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

This is the hallmark moment of the day – [The DW]

Does Tracy McGrady have gas in the tank? – [Prosports Daily]

A guitar solo without a guitar – [Attuworld]

Check out the lovely lady of the day – [Extramustard]

The whipped cream-covered hottie index – [Brobible]

Is this the greatest comedic comeback ever? – [Totally Crap]

Why you should never pee near the barn – [Regretfulmorning]

The greatest bikini photobombs of all time – [Manofest]

Easily the world’s greatest field trip – [Icanhasinternets]

Sarah Palin’s nifty fifty states – [Nedhardy]

Nothing’s more manly than a tank ballet – [Pedal to the Metal]

Alessandra Ambrosio’s bikini shoot in St Barts – [NS4W]

Sophie Monk hangs with Mister Freeze – [Don Chavez]

17 Things you should know about DNA – [Nextround]

Blake Lively looked pretty hot at Comic Con – [Flisted]

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I have never been to a party at Boston University but from what I understand that school is host to some seriously fun chicks.  Not to mention hot.  Hailey appears to be a very good representative of that institution.

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The Portfolio

I’ve harped on this issue many times in the past and I’m gonna harp on it again.  People never realize the importance of a good mattress (not to mention the entire bed set up).  Considering you spend a third of your life on a bed plus a ton more time relaxing and such in your actual bedroom, you might want to take the whole set up pretty seriously.

And by seriously I mean take into consideration exactly what you want that room to look like.  Even though the set ups you are going to see seem a bit strange, that doesn’t mean the people sleeping in these beds didn’t really want them.

Check out these 10 odd places to sleep…..

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Hey, my name is Lindsey Rose. I am a model that is looking to gain as much exposure as possible and to work with creative, passionate, goal oriented individuals who can help me create beautiful works of art.  Anyways, I’m creative, dependable, organized, sweet, easy going, reliable, work well with others, take direction well, give creative input, hard working, ambitious, and always striving for the best.

I only have one question for Lindsey.  Are you creative?  It seems like you’re creative, like to work with creative people, and enjoy creative input.  Seems pretty imaginative if you ask me.

I have plenty of things I’m imagining right now.  I just can’t write them on this site.  More of Lindsey after the jump

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Uhhh, you OK man? Nope? Alright, I’m just going to step around here then…

What the hell is happening here? Why is there a large black man passed out on the ground in Starbucks wearing a twelve year old white girl’s clothes? I have no idea, but nobody in the picture seems terribly concerned to find out.

Maybe it’s a public performing art piece about diabetes or something.

WHAT?

Is this really a commercial for SYNTHETIC COCAINE? Apparently made in the ’80s, when even hinting that you had coke would get you laid, synthetic coke allows you to get your mack on while not actually holding anything expensive or illegal. The ad doesn’t show what happens when the girl finds out the coke is fake and calls the guy an asshole or dies trying to snort whatever the hell this actually is. But if you’re ordering synthetic cocaine over the phone, chances are you really don’t care about any of those consequences.

I’ve been to a few spring breaks in my day but perhaps none was better than the time I visited Mexico.  The city was Puerta Vallarta and there were 15 of us.  To say that it was a good time was an understatement.  And while the crop of ladies was pretty solid I think it’s safe to say that there weren’t too many like the ladies in the photo above.

Now, I’m not 100% sure that all these pictures were taken in Mexico.  However, as you probably know by now I really don’t care.  I just know they were part of some photo set called “Rock VIP Mexico.”  So what the hell.  I’ve got that to go on.

Check out some more rock VIP girls after the jump

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If there’s one time in my life I don’t particularly miss, it’s the wedding planning time.   Don’t get me wrong.  Weddings are a beautiful thing.  But at no time in your life will you be more annoyed and stressed as a male.  Why?  Because your lady is going to be freaking out constantly.  Not to mention the family wars.

And I tell ya.  While I’m a fan of the classy wedding (chances are I’d never do anything silly at a wedding I’d be part of), there’s a big part of me that would like to just see what would happen if I had let loose at my wedding.  If I had gone the drunken silly route.  Oh well.  And let’s hope I never get married again, right sweety?

Here are some pictures from weddings where there was silly stuff that went on…..

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I can’t even begin to imaging how Spring Break must have been for this kid.  Like, did he think he was going to get laid?  I mean if anything dude’s gotta think he can get one of these girls drunk enough to at least get a kiss right?

Maybe he’ll get one of them to flash him?  Who knows?  Maybe he’s one of the coolest guys in the universe and has got more ass than he could possibly handle.

Or……maybe not.