Click on the photo for more of Lyndsy Fonseca

22-year-old Lyndsy Fonseca is blowing up right now. After bit parts on Heroes and Desperate Housewives she’s starting to land movie roles.  And with a body like that, I think we’ll be seeing her more and more.

More chicks I want to see at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six ways your office is literally killing you – [Cracked]

Holly is the best thing about the Tour de France – [Extramustard]

Eight things men want chicks to do in bed – [Askmen]

37 Sexy photos of Kate Beckinsale on her 37th – [Brobible]

When you need celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Bear steals a car and trashes it – [Pedal to the Metal]

This video is kind of awesome, you should watch – [The DW]

Take part in Jane Austen’s Fight Club – [Attuworld]

Kid trades a cell phone into a 2000 Porsche Boxster – [Icanhasinternets]

Frisbee golf shot to the nuts really hurts – [Regetfulmorning]

15 great moments in NFL rookie hazing – [Manofest]

The real sexy girls of the Jersey Shore – [The Smoking Jacket]

This is definitely my new favorite restaurant – [Nedhardy]

Paris Hilton gets hosed down with champagne – [Flisted]

Good God Scarlett Johansson is amazingly hot – [Cityrag]

Adrianne Curry does the sexy geek thing – [Don Chavez]

Do you realize how hot Corin Riggs is? – [Bugehoobs]

Francesca Frigo presenting anything works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

Click on the photo for a sexy Nicole Richie

I had no idea that sexy pictures of Nicole Richie even existed.  I mean clearly photoshopped to the gills but still.  It’s kind of interesting to see a little bug looking thing like her have some sex appeal.   Way to go touch up artists!

Chicks that don’t need touch ups at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

It’s always a pleasure to know that while I have a great group of friends out there who are intelligent and morally sound that most of the rest of society is a bunch of bumbling morons.

Seriously.  How dumb are people?  At least the guy who made the sign in the picture above is being funny (at least I hope he is).  But as you’ll see below some people aren’t trying to be funny.  They’re simply morons.

Check out 10 dumb examples of ironic signs after the jump

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This was an interesting little experiment, that had results exactly like you’d expect. Some guy thought it would be a great idea to try and drink thirteen beers while running thirteen miles, in an effort to prove uh, well I’m not sure exactly. But he did it, and here are the results:

I puked three times, blacked out for miles 11 and 12, and needed five hours to finish. This is my story.

Perhaps even more problematic are the goddamned do-gooders and paramedics onhand in case of medical emergencies. They will take your swerving, stumbling, and vomiting as signs of delirium or fatigue, and then get all interventionny and try to take way your beer. That can not happen.

So I bought three beers at a time, and poured each 12-ounce bottle or can into a 36-ounce water jug. Holding the jug while I run, I can keep that f*cker pretty steady — far more so than water bottles strapped on to my belt.

I studied the course map in detail to plot each beer stop, which is critical because miles 5-10 are on the Golden Gate Bridge and its on-ramps. Christ f*cking knows there’s no liquor stores on that bridge.

There’s a lot more to the story, and if you want to read the whole account, I highly suggest you check it out here in all its hilariousness. The moral of the story? Don’t try this at home. Or ever.

Has anyone ever heard of Marika Fruscio?  I haven’t the slightest clue who she is except for all of these television screen grabs I keep seeing of her.  I can only assume she was on some foreign version of Big Brother or something.  Otherwise there’s really no explanation.

Everything I find on her is in Italian language so that’s not very helpful.  And I’m pretty sure she’s not a pornstar as there aren’t some crazy abundance of nude pictures out there.

I guess she’s just some busty hot chick that people know.  Works for me.

More of Marika after the jump

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Alright guys, I know you’re trying to be all cooky and counter culture, but you’re so weird now that you’re even freaking your hipster cat out. And it takes a hell of a lot to freak a hipster cat out, believe me.

I’m not sure where you got those spandex outfits from, but the factory needs to be shuttered and then burned to the ground. Or sent back in time to the 70s when people would have loved crap like that and it was more OK to wear.

I have no idea what this is from, but I want to watch the entire thing RIGHT NOW.

It’s a scene that features a deadly frisbee thrower encountering a man with an Uzi on a beach. Rather than blast him, they opt to throw the disc around untill…our hero puts razors on the disc!! Argh!

If that sound ridiculous in word form, just wait until you watch the video.

There’s a very simple formula for making any Hollywood occasion or film much much better.  You either have some sort of wardrobe malfunction or you have something else that’s “shocking.”  Sure you can have an unexpected murder scene.  Sure you can have yelling and what not.

But in recent years there’s been an increasing trend in when females kiss each other.  I tell ya, no better shocker is when you see two chicks you never thought would lock lips start sucking face.  It’s a sure winner.  Hell if they do it at the Academy Awards then you know it’s gotta be a keeper.

Here’s a fun collection famous girl on girl kisses from Hollywood…..

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Married life is a hell of a lot different than dating life.  When you’re dating someone sex is practically above anything else.  It’s like you have to have sex or there’s no point in dating.  It’s clearly the most necessary part of a relationship prior to that relationship being a committed one.  Therefore you’ll have sex at all hours, in all place, in any venue and it’s always awesome.

Now, it’s not that sex isn’t important when you’re married.  However, it sure as hell takes on new meaning.  And the situations you found you used to have sex in don’t become as desirable anymore.  It’s just the way life works.

Here are the five worst times to have sex for a married man….

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