Many artists are known for their creative eccentricities.   They have a keen eye and a way of looking at things that separates them from the rest of us humans.  And some artists can even separate themselves from other artists.  That’s what Mike Stilkey does.

Mike always had a fondness for painting on old books that he even got published under the name ‘100 Portraits’.  However later on, he had an innovative idea- to draw on book spines. Gradually he started drawing on a mass of stacked books.

And voila!  You have the stacked book portraits you see before you.  Pretty cool stuff….

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If you could get free beer by getting a tattoo on your arm, would you? I think certain terms and conditions would apply. One Scottish pub is considering doing just that, in a pretty damn good publicity stunt.

A statement on the firm’s website said it was exploring, subject to Scottish licensing laws, the possibility of giving away one or two beers per week for life to anyone willing to get a tattoo at the opening of its Aberdeen pub.

The firm accused the media of ‘sensationalising’ the story. The statement added: “We will make a further announcement on this in due course when we have found out what is legally possible here.”

It’s not legally possible to give away free beer to someone who shows you a tattoo? How is that in anyway illegal?

The worst part of this is that it’s only one or two beers a week. That is totally not worth it. Up it to a dozen and you’ve got yourself a deal. This is on my skin for LIFE man!

This is amazing.  For the first time in history I really can’t find any information on a “She’s Uncoachable” girl.  And it’s crazy because Chilenita happens to be gorgeous.  How the hell is this girl not anywhere on the net?  Luckily the folks at Flisted spotted her a while back.  But no homepage.  No model profile.  Nothing.

Word is she calls Vegas home even though she’s from….Chile.   I wish I could tell you something about her other than the fact she is beautiful and I’d like to spend the rest of my life pleasing her.

Oh well.  More of Chilenita after the jump

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If it wasn’t for their shirts, I’d say this was just a bunch of young redneck females with a penchant for automatic weapons (as many of them are known to have), but he inclusion of “Gangster” on the main chick’s shirt would indicated they’re trying to be hardcore rather than just demonstrating their constitutional rights.

I know it was the early nineties, and you just discovered what rap was, but there’s no need to go overboard with it. I would love to see what each of these girls looks like now. Watch them have grown up to be like huge drug gang kingpins or something in Southern Cali.

Nope, I’m not making fun of this dude, I’m just showcasing his awesomeness. It’s a kid who is disabled with uhhh, something, not quite sure, but whatever it is, it doesn’t stop him from spitting rhymes like mad. Sure, I can’t make out most of what he’s saying, but I recognize that he’s got flow.

I will make fun of the crazy guy next to him, who I guess is there to do dance moves that the other kid can’t. But once he starts opening his mouth, yeesh. Unless he’s disabled too, then I would feel bad.

Check the dynamic duo out above.

While car racing clearly gets all the attention in the world of mechanical vehicles, motorcycle racing deserves some credit.   And I don’t really mean credit in terms of the driving.  Let’s face it.  You’ve gotta be a lunatic to race a motorcyle at over 100 mph against like 30 other guys.  I mean you see what happens in bicycle racing let alone motorcycles.

The credit I’m referring to is MotoGP’s ability to keep pace with the automobile industry’s female representatives.  It’s quite clear a nice amount of budget money is going into the preservation of hotties in bikinis on the racetrack.  Works for me!

More MotoGP girls after the jump

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You may have caught yesterday’s “Worst Times to Have Sex for a Married Man” post.   Today I’ve decided to go the other route.  I didn’t want to come off as sounding like sex is the worst thing ever and that it’s this horrible chore once you’re married.  That’s not even remotely true.  But sex does change when you’ve been with the same person for a while.  It’s just the way it is.

However, as a married man there are still times when sex is completely gratifying.  In fact there are times when you’re totally psyched about it.  Like when you’ve “pulled it off” or something.

Here are the five best situations a married man can have for sex….

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Click on the photo for more of Lyndsy Fonseca

22-year-old Lyndsy Fonseca is blowing up right now. After bit parts on Heroes and Desperate Housewives she’s starting to land movie roles.  And with a body like that, I think we’ll be seeing her more and more.

More chicks I want to see at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six ways your office is literally killing you – [Cracked]

Holly is the best thing about the Tour de France – [Extramustard]

Eight things men want chicks to do in bed – [Askmen]

37 Sexy photos of Kate Beckinsale on her 37th – [Brobible]

When you need celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Bear steals a car and trashes it – [Pedal to the Metal]

This video is kind of awesome, you should watch – [The DW]

Take part in Jane Austen’s Fight Club – [Attuworld]

Kid trades a cell phone into a 2000 Porsche Boxster – [Icanhasinternets]

Frisbee golf shot to the nuts really hurts – [Regetfulmorning]

15 great moments in NFL rookie hazing – [Manofest]

The real sexy girls of the Jersey Shore – [The Smoking Jacket]

This is definitely my new favorite restaurant – [Nedhardy]

Paris Hilton gets hosed down with champagne – [Flisted]

Good God Scarlett Johansson is amazingly hot – [Cityrag]

Adrianne Curry does the sexy geek thing – [Don Chavez]

Do you realize how hot Corin Riggs is? – [Bugehoobs]

Francesca Frigo presenting anything works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

Click on the photo for a sexy Nicole Richie

I had no idea that sexy pictures of Nicole Richie even existed.  I mean clearly photoshopped to the gills but still.  It’s kind of interesting to see a little bug looking thing like her have some sex appeal.   Way to go touch up artists!

Chicks that don’t need touch ups at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

It’s always a pleasure to know that while I have a great group of friends out there who are intelligent and morally sound that most of the rest of society is a bunch of bumbling morons.

Seriously.  How dumb are people?  At least the guy who made the sign in the picture above is being funny (at least I hope he is).  But as you’ll see below some people aren’t trying to be funny.  They’re simply morons.

Check out 10 dumb examples of ironic signs after the jump

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