I wonder if I’ll ever make the trip to Israel.  I mean I’m Jewish and all but it’s not like I’m from there.  I’m from Romania and Russia.  But I gotta say that the Israeli female contingent is way up there and a trip during summertime might not be such a bad idea.  Of course I have a wife so you know how that goes.

Still though, even the wife can’t deny how beautiful the young girls of this country are.  And for such a small country that’s next to other countries where the ladies aren’t quite hot, no wonder the damned country is so coveted.  It’s the women!  Screw all that old testament garbage.

If I were next to a country with that caliber a woman I’d be trying to procreate and mix as much as possible.

Check out the chicks of the Israeli Shore….

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I hope that somewhere in whatever city this girl is from that her friends are still making fun of her for being in this picture.   It’s just a classic dumbass look of a person who’s had way too much to drink.  We’ve all been there.  We’ve all taken these pictures.  It’s just a question of whether or not we’re the stars of these photos.

And no place is a better target for finding drunken idiots than at outdoor weekend events like concerts, races, fairs, music festivals, etc etc.  It’s at these gatherings that human beings let loose from the grind of the work week.  Just be sure you have your camera ready.

Here are 15 examples of drunken fun at outdoor events….

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Click on the photo for more Kim Cloutier cleavage pics

Does Kim has any acting skills at all? Think about it… she’s sexy as hell, and, umm, well, isn’t that pretty much all you need to be a wanted actress these days?  As my buddy Doug says, “I know I would pay at least $1 at the RedBox vending machine down at the corner Walgreen’s to see Kim in a movie.”

More chicks who should be on the screen at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Six famous geniuses you didn’t know were perverts – [Cracked]

Please Don’t feed the animals…your baby – [Banned in Hollywood]

When you need a dose of celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Another round of sexy ladies in corsets – [NS4W]

How Jerry Bruckheimer will win his first Oscar – [Ego TV]

Genna G deserves your undivided attention – [Celebrity Odor]

The best Vuvuzela shirt in existence – [Attuworld]

This guy Joe Derosa is pretty funny and this is his video – [Atom]

Ten of the sluttiest girls on Maury Povich – [Heavy]

We only see what we want to see – [Icanhasinternets]

The real birth control conversations women have – [Holytaco]

The hottest college sports towns in America – [Bleacherreport]

Who the hell is this hot chick on the right? – [OMG Blog]

Coco’s house of hooker pumps – [Cityrag]

The true origin of “sexual bases” – [Sublime Blog]

Hot chicks vs. the Facebook privacy policy – [Nextround]

Ginger Spice looks damned good in a bikini – [Flisted]

Kristen Cavallari’s butt says hello – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more of Triana Iglesias

If there’s something I took out of Triana’s bio it’s this.  You can imagine her as that young assistant working in your office who likes to let loose after work hours.  Yup, that sounds about right.

More assistant hopefuls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I cannot believe that I will be moving into a new home in less than three weeks.  To say I’m nervous is an understatement.  To say I’m excited is also an understatement.  It’s the American dream right?  Oh what to do, what to do.  How to decorate.  What goes here and what goes there?  What colors will the walls be?  Blah blah blah.

One of my biggest concerns however is my home office.  How shall I construct my man cave?  It would be awesome if I could just take the backyard and create a little cabin for myself.

Um, that’s exactly what this guy did.  This might be one of the coolest offices ever

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Starting to run low on personnel due to constant US airstrikes, Al Queda is turning to a different kind of tactic to start recruiting new members. They’re crafting an English language magazine called “Inspire” which is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

“This new magazine is clearly intended for the aspiring jihadist in the U.S. or U.K. who may be the next Fort Hood murderer or Times Square bomber,” Bruce Riedel, a Brookings Institution scholar and former CIA officer, said.

The table of contents included articles such as “Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom,” which promised to be “a detailed yet short, easy-to-read manual on how to make a bomb using ingredients found in a kitchen.”

Uh helpful hint to all would be terrorists in the US. If you start subscribing to Al Queda’s Inspire, chances are you’re probably going to be on a few watchlists and subjected to 56 satellites pointing themselves at your head at all times. But hey, how else are you going to learn how to make a bomb in your kitchen?

There’s no way to describe Wendy Combattente other than to say she’s a “pure power” girl.  I mean you really just can’t mess with what she’s got going on.  Originally from Chicago this girl is the ultimate night club chick.  She gets paid to party.  She wears the right clothing (that’s an understatement).   And let’s not forget that she’s incredibly gorgeous.

I remember first seeing this girl around 3 years ago back in a land far far away when I owned my first blog.  I feel like we’ve both evolved.  Wendy, I’m sure you’ve been following me too all these years so I just want to say thanks.

And here is a small gallery dedicated to the Combattente

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When you’re going to meet a Playboy bunny, this is without a doubt the shirt you should wear. And then you should probably break out into song “B is for boobies! And that’s good enough for me!” You might get a few stares after that though.

Is that actually Holly Madison, is it some other blonde clone trying to emulate her? All these Playboy-ish girls blend together in my mind eventually.

Alright, I’m not officialyl convinced, the ’70s were the best decade of all time.

Why? Well did you watch that damn video? It’s Tommy Seebach singing “Apache” complete with hot, white Indians dancing it up with him. Little known fact, the original Apaches were actually all blonde from mating with Vikings. True story.

It’s an exercise in WTF, but the awesomeness overrules how strange it is. I kind of just want to make this my screensaver.