I’ve never been to Uganda and I’m quite certain this video has decreased the odds considerably.  I mean there’s being against homosexuality and then there’s getting into gruesome horrid detail about their sexual practices.

These guys are about as hardcore as I could possible imagine.  Yikes.

Click on the photo for stories behind stage names

Because famous people’s careers live and die by how memorable their names are, there is often a convoluted and high-stakes game behind every well-known moniker.  And sometimes, the stories just get downright ridiculous.

More ridiculousness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The best click-a-chick in a long time – [Bustedcoverage]

By far the best advice you’ll get all day – [The DW]

Girl gets dance humped hard and falls off stage – [Doubleviking]

Son pranks his parents so bad they cry – [Regretfulmorning]

The nine greatest stripper pole accident videos – [Maxim]

One of the more WTF Willy Wonka moments – [Attuworld]

The twenty sexiest fake Sarah Palin photos – [Izismile]

One of the coolest cops of all time – [Pedal to the Metal]

Sliding down into a pool without water – [Totally Crap]

The most awesome animated GIF ever? – [Cavemancircus]

Claire Danes is looking pretty hot these days – [Usemycomputer]

Behind the back affairs caught on camera – [DJ Mick]

32 reasons why Lebron chose Miami – [Ego TV]

Yes, they are now making Gameboy condoms – [Sublime Blog]

An awesome collection of Torrie Wilson pictures – [Don Chavez]

The twenty most awesome AZN kids – [Heavy]

Dog is better at hi-fives than baby is – [Linkiest]

Click on the photo for more of Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle is a world class model from Australia who got sexy with Australian Cricket’s Vice Captain Michael Clarke.  And here is yet another reason why Cricket continues to peak my interest.  Wow.

More sexy sports fans at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

It’s not that I’m a parent yet but I have my fair share of nieces and nephews.   And if there’s one thing they are nutty about it’s their toys.  The last thing you want to do is buy a toy for a little child that is going to freak them out and give them nightmares for two weeks.

It’s best you stick with Mattel or Hasbro if you’re gonna purchase something to make them smile.  Something tells me a no name brand with crappy packaging from a foreign country might not work.

Take these 10 toys for example…

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Because even a coin can land on heads six times in a row, an octopus in Germany has been declared psychic after correctly picking every single one of Germany’s six World Cup matches correctly, right down to their loss to Spain. And now? Germans want revenge.

Some Germans are calling for a public roasting of the oracle octopus who correctly picked the winner of all six of their national soccer team’s World Cup matches — including a bitter defeat to Spain on Wednesday.

“Nothing beats grilled octopus,” said Dolores Lusch, a Germany fan who works on a Berlin fish stall. “Cut him up in thin slices and grill him on all sides with a dash of lemon juice, olive oil and garlic on it. Delicious!”

What the hell people? This is a psychic octopus you’re talking about! He should be a national treasure, and should also tell me what tomorrow’s powerball numbers are going to be. He also might kill you with psychic brainwaves if you try anything on him.

I don’t know much about 27-year-old model Cilicia Teal but I can tell you that I like her name.  It’s very porn star-esque.   Other than that there was one particular tidbit that I enjoyed learning about our new friend Cilicia.

A Magazine Cover is not worth working with a creep…. I will bring an escort to each and every job if I’ve never worked with you before… If that bothers you and you don’t allow it, please don’t contact me, I do not wish to work with you

Bringing an escort?  I can honestly say that I’ve never heard of this in a situation other than the woman being a stripper or prostitute.  Have you?  Although I will say I’m sure there are some extremely shady photographers out there so I don’t blame Ms. Teal at all.

Reason for her escort after the jump

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To be fair, this is probably one of the nicest rounds of shaming I’ve ever seen, as most passed out people at parties will usually have dicks drawn on their face or something similar.

But this would actually be pretty bad if those beer cans happened to be full. One slight move and your beloved Dallas Cowboys jacket is covered in Miller Lite. Seriously man, 1990 called, they want that thing back.

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At first when this video was sent to me, I’m like OK, a double rainbow, that’s cool, why does this have a million views?

But staying tuned to the whole thing, you get to see the full extent of eco-craziness in all its glory. The dude taking the video is literally orgasiming at the sight of this damn rainbow, and by the end, he’s literally in full blown tears.

It’s pretty but come on hippies, you’re living up to your own stereotype.

I’m pretty sure nothing in this world will be as raunchy as the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling AKA G.L.O.W. which was prevalent back in the 80′s.   I mean you had your combo of sexy girls and flat out monsters competing in the ring.  Nowadays you see the WWE Divas and other sexy models who participate on television.

And yeah, they wrestle.  They do pillow fights.  And yeah, it’s all around clean fun.   But you have to realize there’s a whole other backyard world out there of chicks who aspire to get to the top.  And they don’t mess around.   And these chicks are hanging with the old school guys like Jimmy Snuka.

Considering these girls wrestle in places that look like cafeterias you’d be surprised how hot some of them are.  Check it out after the jump….

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