Living in a metropolitan area one generally only looks up at large apartment buildings that go sky high.  It’s not often you get to look down on these massive constructions.   And in most cases we never have a clue what’s happening on those top levels.

I wish I could say huge orgies and fun rich stuff that we’ll never know about.  But it’s probably just a higher class of apartment.  And since these places don’t have backyards, the rooftop is the ideal place for the greenery in and some cases, pools.

Check out some of these high priced rooftops after the jump

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Yes, there actually is something called the Redneck Games, which I just discovered through this LIFE photo gallery here. Quite the even to get LIFE photographers to show up I must say, and some of these pictures are downright amazing.

So what events might you expect in the games here? Well I’ll tell y’all right now!

• The cigarette flip
• Bobbing for pig’s trotters
• Seed spitting
• Toilet seat throwing
• Mud pit belly flop
• Big-hair contest
• Wet T-shirt contest
• Armpit serenade
• Bug zapping by spitball
• Dumpster diving
• Hubcap hurling

Armpit serenade? Delicious. Bug zapping by spitball? Now that’ just impressive. The one you see above is clearly the mud pit belly flop. I would have to imagine that the fatter you are, the more props you get from your fellow rednecks. God bless America.

There isn’t much to say other than Jenna Pietersen is a gorgeous lingerie and swimsuit model from South Africa.  The only notable info I have on her is the following:  Cousin of South African rugby player Joe Pietersen.  Appeared in the 2006 and 2007 South African ‘Sports Illustrated’ swimsuit issues.

Ah yes one more thing:  she’s 5’11.  Yup, this girl is almost 6 feet tall.  Man would she do a number on anyone.  I can’t even imagine the possibilities.  I just want her to say “this is our destiny!” really really loud.

More of Pietersen after the jump

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I did a bit of research on just what this dreaded Terror Fish is, and here’s what I found. It’s a mechanical fish from some really old TV show from the sixties called Stingray.

A World Navy submarine is mysteriously destroyed at sea by what appears to be a mechanical green fish manned by two amphibian creatures. As occasions like this seem to becoming a regular occurrence, Sam Shore, Commander of the World Aquanaut Security Patrol (WASP) is ordered to investigate.

I believe this is the mechanical fish in question. If you can prove me wrong and this is something else entirely, please do tell. But I’m sticking with my explanation for Terror Fish.

How it ended up on this poor boy’s sweater is another question entirely.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB8GjokfYdA

Why, film slow-motion champagne bukkake on a model’s face of course. And why would they not?

At this point, it’s just so much foam it’s not even disturbing. Like for it to make sense, she would have to be surrounded by a pair of elephants or something similar.

I’ll be the first to tell you that I know little if nothing about fashion.  I mean yeah I know how to put my pants on and I can somewhat tell how things should go together but by no means can I predict the next big thing in fashion or figure out what looks good outside of T-Shirts and jeans.

Usually I just go by what my wife says and that seems to get me by.  And lately she’s been telling me that denim shorts are making a comeback.  Since these shorts are the cousins to Daisy Dukes I can’t see how this is going to fail.

As long as the ladies keep strutting around in those shorts with their little tushies for us to see, we won’t have any problems.

Here are some hot girls in denim shorts….

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My wife has this theory that every person that smokes cigarettes is in one form or another “white trash.”  I never really explored how that applies to African Americans and Hispanics but I kind of see where she is coming from.  Hell I have some friends that smoke cigarettes and I can definitely see that trashiness in there.

Cigarettes just aren’t cool anymore.  I for one can’t stand it when I’m anywhere within five feet of a cigarette and I get angry at the people smoking them (and rightfully so).  Honestly I just wish they’d quit or at least try to be courteous.  Someday I hope the damned things will be illegal (even though that will never happen).

In the meantime, I guess creative anti smoking campaigns are all we can hope for.  Here are 20 awesome anti-smoking ads….

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Click on the photo for the college cutie of the week

Her name is Jennifer and she hails from North Carolina.  She’s no Marisa Miller or Adriana Lima but let me tell you something.  I would give anything to be at a bar and hammered with this girl right now.  It’s just that simple.

More college dreams at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Six of the strangest workouts for women – [Izismile]

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A huge collection of Torrie Wilson pictures – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for the best free agent WAGs 

With all this crazy free agency crap that’s gone down in the NBA it’s easy to lose site of what truly matters.  You know, the real free agents.  Chicks that are all of a sudden available and out of athletes clutches.

Girls I want available at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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