Jul 14 2010
I’m a sensitive dude. I like a classic painting like anyone else. But nowhere in my conscience is the desire to see if I can recreate a painting using celery and carrots. But hey, some people have their things and I guess I can’t blame ‘em.
I don’t think I’d necessarily hang out with them but again, I can’t blame them.
So here are some famous paintings made with vegetables…
Jul 14 2010
Something is fishy here. There’s a woman in Texas who has won four Texas Lottery jackpots for a total of $21 million. The odds? One 18 septillion, or one in 18 with 24 zeroes.
But the most suspicious part? She’s a total recluse, and no one knows anything about her.
On a $50 scratch-off ticket bought in this rural farming community, Ginther won $10 million last month in her biggest windfall yet. But it was the fourth winning ticket in Texas for the 63-year-old former college professor since 1993, when Ginther split an $11 million jackpot and became the most famous native in Bishop history.
Ginther has never spoken publicly about her lotto winnings and could not be found for comment. She now lives in Las Vegas after moving away from Bishop, and an answering machine message for a telephone number listed at her address says not to leave a message.
My theory? She’s a goddamn time traveler, who has come back to a ton of cash and invest in some stock that’s going to blow up in the future. What is it? The shakeweight? TELL ME TIME TRAVELLER!
Jul 14 2010
Rita Guedes is a Brazilian actress famous for her role on the “telenovela” Despedida de Solteiro (The Bachelor Party). However that’s really not what I’m interested in. What’s more important is that Rita took it all off for Playboy back in 2006. She’s also got her own Twitter Account!
There’s also something I can’t quite describe about Rita that I love. She’s 38 so she’s got that cougar thing going on. I don’t know man. She just seems very free with her body. That’s the instant phrase that comes to mind for me.
Don’t let me stop you. More pics after the jump
Jul 14 2010
It’s perhaps the strangest NBA photo ever taken, way back when the Bullets had signed both Manute Bol (at 7’7″) and Muggsy Bouges (at 5’3″), making them the tallest and shortest players in the league, and almost in NBA history actually.
Why were the Bullets trying to open up a kind of NBA freakshow? Well, it certainly brought people to games, and also Manute could just dunk Muggsy when he was holding onto the ball for guaranteed points.
Jul 14 2010
A while back, nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens leaked online, effectively cemeting her career as a Disney icon.
Reactions ranged from “awesome!” to “I’m going to jail for looking at this!” and this little Asian kid posted this video response shortly after the news broke.
Is this really what kids act like these days? Good lord, I’m keeping my children in a padded room without internet access or a TV.
Jul 14 2010
I’ve never really been too big on blonds. I don’t know why. I’m just a brunette guy and that’s really all there is to it. However, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate an attractive woman, no matter what color the hair is. And if you like blonds then might I suggest you visit Latvia during the month of May.
On every last Sunday in the capital Riga, tons of blonds gather up to walk in the streets. It’s a Sunday I may have to attend one of these days. It’s a Sunday where men should be thankful for the women of this world.
It’s a Sunday where I have nothing left to say. Blonds after the jump…
Jul 14 2010
It takes a certain kind of personality to have one’s own talk show. There’s gotta be a level of confidence, presence, and of course humor to go along with everything else. It’s a tough combination to find but if there are any people that might be a fit for this profession I definitely think there are some athletes that could step up for the job.
I’ve taken a look at the big three (NFL, NBA, MLB) and come up with five potential candidates that could have their own successful late night talk shows if given the opportunity.
Hope you enjoy the picks…
Jul 14 2010
Click on the photo for more of Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen
This picture above is proof that you don’t necessarily need a bathing suit to turn me on. Then again I wouldn’t link to that piece unless I knew I’d be seeing her in way less clothing. Still though, you know what I mean.
More girls in less clothing at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Wash
Children’s cartoons are really depressing – [Collegehumor]
Six ways that cops can legally screw with us – [Cracked]
Dog left in hot car is smarter than the owner – [Pedal to the Metal]
Celebrities losing items of clothing – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
You really can’t mess with the Texans Cheerleaders – [Unathletic]
10 Cartoon cereals that unfortunately don’t exist – [Ego TV]
Day in the life of prisoner Lindsay Lohan – [Holytaco]
The best Twilight babe cleavage pictures – [Manofest]
The weirdest hot tub love picture of all time – [Attuworld]
Sofia Vergara and her massive talents – [Celebrity Odor]
If the show Firefly were really an 80s show – [Linkiest]
If you ever want to learn to feed a pack of dogs – [Nedhardy]
Tricking people into thinking you’re pretty – [Sublime Blog]
Seven types of dudes that ruin pick up sports – [Guyism]
A gallery of barbies in inappropriate positions – [Regretfulmorning]
The hottest Spanish sports reporter out there – [NS4W]
Ten awesome jobs to work along side hot chicks – [Brobible]
Bus tells us that no one remains a virgin – [Icanhasinternets]
Jul 13 2010
Click on the photo for more of Tatiana Veryovkina
Italian model Tatiana Veryovkina goes by a few names inluding Tatiana Very which she uses on her Facebook profile. I go by not really caring and just making sure she’s wearing little clothing…which she is.
More bikini girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
