If there’s one thing I hate more than possibly anything in the entire world, it’s the giant crowds that exist at Penn Station.  I used to be a New York City commuter and it was an absolutely hellish time of my life. I dreaded nothing more than have to weave my way through a sea of people after the work day ended.

The amount of touching was unacceptable.  The amount of sweat was unbearable.  Hell I could even smell the bad breath on people.  It’s just brutal.  And while I thought that was bad,  that experience was a cake walk compared to the Indonesian folks that have to get to work in Jakarta.

These photos are absolutely atrocious….

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You all know Westboro Baptist Church. They’re the bunch of crazies that even Christians disown because they protest soldiers funerals and other stupid shit like that because it somehow ties back to gay people, which God apparently hates.

But now they’ve gone completely off the deep end, and they’re now planning to protest Comic-Con. Yes, Comic-Con. Why? Idol worship, of course. Here’s what it says on their website:

“Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the sillyvanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent – so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry.”

To be fair, in my mind, it’s as equally likely that Superman is likely to save me from death as Jesus, but I guess that’s the point they’re trying to make. I think. I don’t even know. But if there is a hell, I’m pretty sure these guys will be first in line, looking really, really confused.

Catch the protestors for 45 minutes on Thursday from 1:15 to 2PM. Now that’s dedication!

I’m not really an expert on Sri Lanka and I don’t think I’ve ever posted a Sri Lanka native on this site so I’m happy to welcome Jacqueline Fernandez.  Word is she’s an actress and recently starred in a 2009 Indie movie Aladdin.

Other than that I just know she’s got a wonderful face.  The kind of face that would control a man’s soul for an eternity.  I’m really off my game today.  I’m sorry kids.

More of Jacqueline after the jump

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Wow, I’m going to be the worst father ever, because I’m totally doing this to my kids…on Christmas. You think Santa’s coming, how about a visit from the ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN instead! And then I’d smash all their presents and child services would come and take them away and I’d got to jail and have an awesome mugshot where I’m wearing an Abominable Snowman costume.

I’ve never been as happy about anything as this DJ is about this music he’s playing. Sure, he’s probably some high school English teacher, and this is one of those awkward dances where everyone just kind of shuffles around. But at least HE’S having fun!

What motivates Happy DJ? I’m not sure, just love of the music. Or you know, some Ecstasy. That would probably do the trick as well.

Amazingly enough I’ve only been to a Hooters once in my entire life.   That however does not mean I’m not a huge supporter of their efforts.   Anytime you can serve quality chicken wings accompanied by sexy girls wearing very little clothing it’s most definitely a winning combination.

And let’s not forget to mention how amazing their bikini contests are.  I happened to run across this contest that took place back in May in Pelham, Atlanta.  Let me just tell you it was nothing short of satisfying.

Check out the pics after the jump

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Let’s play a little Crying Game here for a moment.  It’s like when you see a really hot chick on the street and unfortunately find out that it’s a dude.  I’ll never forget that the first time I visited L.A. back when hookers weren’t kicked off the street by cops.  I was only 16 and I saw tons of hotties to which my brother responded “they’re all dudes.”

It’s one of those moments where you kind of puke inside your mouth.  Same goes for when you watch a music video and are 99% sure you’re watching females only to find out it’s men that are somewhat peaking your interest.

I don’t know man.  It’s just weird.  In any event, here are 8 rock bands you mistook for chicks when you first saw them….

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There are plenty of awkward sexual encounters out there but rarely do you see them written in an eloquent manner.   And by that I mean something completely awesome and entertaining.  Trust me, you’ll like this.

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The Throwdown

Ron Jeremy sure does get around – [Collegehumor]

The diminishing stripper line in cheerleading – [Unathletic]

Irina Sheik looking ridiculous in GQ Magazine – [Totally Crap]

When you need a celebrity skin fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Crazy world record attempt on Pike’s peak – [Pedal to the Metal]

Great things about going to college in the north – [Brobible]

The best infographic of the day – [The DW]

Not exactly the right way to secure a baby – [Attuworld]

Jessica Kramer loves to shop and look busty – [Randomfunbags]

25 of the best fake Playboy Covers – [Manofest]

Good God Kim Kardashian can you look hotter? – [Celebrity Odor]

Jordan Carver gets a little kinky – [Sublime Blog]

Massive rope swing ends up with cracked ribs – [Regretfulmorning]

Sophie Turner looks like Barbie but with a bigger chest – [Don Chavez]

Twenty of the worst internet losers ever – [Heavy]

Something surprising about Oliva Munn – [Playboy]

Coco’s tush competes with Kim Kardashian’s – [Flisted]

Moron tries to put hat on World Cup, gets punched – [Linkiest]

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Now that the World Cup is finally over (who won again?) we can go back to posting hot chicks for the sake of posting hot chicks.  I have absolutely no idea what that means but it just sounded like the appropriate comment.

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