I guess it doesn’t matter whether it’s intentional or by accident, you just have to laugh at when unnecessary censorship occurs.   Most times we see it on late night talk shows.  Now some of the youtube users out there are taking it to the stage with their own renditions.

But today we’re gonna take it back to the original source:  the price tag.   Imagine you’re in a store and you are excited to get a product geared towards a five-year-old.  You then see that product look as if it’s called an “anus” or something like that.

Do you laugh?  You’re damned right you do.  Here are 10 examples of when price tags are in the wrong spot

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Wow, things have changed since I was a kid, and apparently this couldn’t be more apparent in the “fake warfare” category of toys. I used Nerf guns like any kid did growing up. They were notoriously slow to load and fire and you’d always lose the darts, but they were a ton of fun regardless. But now? Things have evolved, and now above you behold the Stampede, the world’s first fully automatic Nerf gun.

The Nerf Stampede is a fully automatic, battery-powered dart assault rifle. If the Nerf Vulcan is Hasbro’s answer to the M2 Browning, the Stampede is the company’s answer to the M16. The rifle uses 6 D batteries, just like the Vulcan, but it’s compatible with the Nerf Clip System. In fact, the rifle will come with three new, 18-shot extended magazines, offering much more firepower than the standard 6-shot magazines. Unfortunately, I couldn’t confirm whether the Stampede would work with the heavier 35-shot drum magazine that comes with the Nerf Raider.

I’m sorry, did you say SIX D batteries? I’m pretty sure I could power my house with 6D batteries. I would say I’d get this for my kid, but getting shot by 18 darts a minute is a lot less of an enticing prospect as getting shot by only like three darts a minute, I have to say.

Call me crazy but I just find this little tidbit about Aurelie Claudel a little disturbing.

She was approached in the Jardin des Plantes in Paris by Dawn Wolfe at the age of 13.  Her father thoroughly disapproved of her quitting school and pursuing a career in modeling but she did it nonetheless.

Like how does this approach happen?  How do you go up to a  13-year-old girl without looking like a total pervert?  These models are recruited like athletes for Christ’s sake.  I have nothing else.  Nothing.

Aurelie is hot though.  Pics after the jump

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OK so to be fair it’s “Funny Teeth with Bling Teeth,” but they certainly chose their display model well.

I never understood the appeal of gold or platinum teeth among the rap and gangster communities. What’s the theory here. “I have so much money that I’m going to make my mouth uncomfortable with it?” I don’t get it, but I guess that’s why I’m a honky.

What the hell teenagers? Are we really raising you to be this stupid? Last time I heard, you were trying to absorb vodka through your eyes. And now? iDosing? Excuse me?

Yes, that’s right, according to stupid kids everywhere, there are YouTube videos and mp3s that can get you “high” just by listening to them at a certain frequency or something like that. It’s supposed to be “safe and fun” but it’s really just a prime example of what the “Placebo effect” is.

If kids around you say you should be getting high, you will start acting high. Or at least what you think is high according to the idiots featured in this news clip.

I guess there’s really only one thing better than no pants and that’s really tight pants.   When you think about it, how often do you really see females in extremely tight pants?  I guess maybe when at the gym or perhaps at some extremely slutty bar.   But in general I feel like it’s just not something I see often enough.

I don’t know.  Maybe I’m completely wrong and totally annoyed because it’s Friday and my brain is turning into mush.  Or maybe it’s these pictures that have turned me into mush.  I’m done here.

More chicks in tight pants after the jump

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Considering the absolutely shit show that is our country right now I almost wish for the days of George W. Bush’s regime.  Not that I ever thought the guy was a good President.  But for Christ’s sake at least the guy was entertaining.   Right now there’s absolutely nothing entertaining about the White House.

Hell there’s not much to be entertained by in this country.  People are out of work.  People are scared.  People are pissed.  And it ain’t gonna get any better for a very long time.  While I still think things can turn around even I know it’s gonna be potentially decades before this country is back on track.

Again though, at least in the days of Bush, we could always make fun of the guy.  Take these 15 pictures for example….

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Click on the photo for more babes of Bastile Day

Check out the most beautiful women who proudly call Europe’s most swinging country their homeland.  And yeah, I guess it’s France.  Sure they might be a little snotty over there but a chick with a French accent makes up for it.

More foreign hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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If move titles were as honest as possible – [Cracked]

Little Jewish kid is Yankees biggest fan – [Unathletic]

When you need a hint of celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Is Google trying to kill all of us? – [Collegehumor]

She may be innocent for now but not for long – [Askmen]

French people that we can be thankful for – [Attuworld]

Hot chick with guns in a political ad – [Linkiest]

An epic battle of the supercar commercials – [Pedal to the Metal]

Selita Ebanks is definitely the hotness – [Celebrity Odor]

Star Wars recreated on a New York Subway – [Nedhardy]

Twenty of the funniest hand written notes – [Manofest]

Guy Ritchie’s new girlfriend is a hell of an upgrade – [Bugehoobs]

This guy is overflowing with spirit – [Cityrag]

Shauna Sand is overflowing in her bikini – [Don Chavez]

Seven douchebags on TV that we love to watch – [Guyism]

The most tragic swimwear choices I’ve ever seen – [Regretfulmorning]

All that you ever need to know about Mad Men – [Heavy]

Good God Valerie Cormier is stacked – [Heymanhustle]

Click on the photo for more of Paz Vega

It’s a shame that Paz was really only in one movie here in America (Spanglish).   I sincerely hope that her presence in this country becomes a bit more well known.  If not then I guess life will move on but it’ll be a real travesty…or not.

More foreign hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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