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I guess you could view this as a metaphor for women’s rights or feminism or something, as the woman puts up with all the guy’s shit and emerges unharmed, but I’m just going to go ahead and view this as an absolutely insane video that is a must see.

That’s what you call complete and utter trust. Also, is all bulletproof glass supposed to stand up to that many rounds? Seems like pretty high tech for 1950 don’t you think?

I want all of you to look at the woman above.  Seriously, take a long look.  She’s just a tiny piece of the neverending puzzle of ladies that appear in Hooter’s Bikini contests all around the country.  She’s oiled up.  She’s pretty but not amazing.  She has an incredible rack.  And she’s out there, somewhere with some dude who’s not half as good looking as you.

Does this make sense?  Is it fair?  I’m amazed that every single day we see woman like this that are claimed by total slimeballs and yet here I am writing about it.  Don’t get me wrong, I have my own little gem out there but don’t all sexy women deserve good dudes?  Hahaha.  I totally wrote that because my wife is reading this.

Well OK then.  I used up enough space.  Here are some great lingerie shots from a Hooter’s Bikini contest.

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When we go to see our favorite athletes do their thing we go there with the intention of seeing these guys play a sport at a level we most certainly will never achieve.  To watch another human being perform at these high levels is what sports and competition are all about.  It’s why we love sport and why we love to be entertained.

However, rarely do we see the “human” side of these guys (or girls).  It’s not often that we see them in situations outside of their sport performing acts at a level that we actually can achieve.

But when we do see these things?  It can be quite hilarious.   Take dancing for example.  Here are 8 funny videos of pro athletes dancing….

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Click on the photo for more of Francesca Frigo

Honestly is there a more depressing way to start off the week than posting someone as devastatingly attractive as an Italian and Venezuelan hybrid like Francesca here?  I didn’t think so.

More devastation at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The Edmonton Eskimos Cheerleaders seem fun – [Unathletic]

Chocolate has a devastating truth – [Cracked]

You know this is where we have celebrities – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Jewel sings her own songs at Karaoke bar – [Linkiest]

SUV Crashes during sex, that’s the way to do it – [Pedal to the Metal]

Playboy cybergirl gets in trouble for posing nude – [Attuworld]

The twenty five hottest girls at the ESPY’s – [Brobible]

How to properly poop at work – [Ned Hardy]

Something you never want from your girl – [Regretfulmorning]

Seven items that tell people you’re a douche – [Guyism]

Celebrities that are sporting tons of veins – [Cityrag]

Some of the best drive-throughs in the country – [Collegehumor]

Lebron’s locker room adventures – [Atom]

Katherine McPhee looks good sunbathing – [Don Chavez]

The twenty hottest slave Leia’s – [Heavy]

Jennifer Love Hewitt shows off cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]

Great example of truth in advertising – [Icanhasinternets]

The Old Spice guy breaks up with everyone – [Nextround]

Who the hell like this kid?  I don’t get it.

I’m definitely sold.

Thankfully my friends over at COED Magazine were able to get the full scoop on Victoria Rays.   I mean yeah she was a Maxim hometown hottie and all that but it’s nice to know a little more about this California cutie.

This 23-year-old beach blond hottie calls Loa Angeles home. Her main motivation to model is to get enough money to keep her pet chihuahua happy. When Victoria isn’t having her photos taken she is doing the entreprenurial thing as the owner of her own cupcake store.

I’m pretty sure that Victoria has some pretty powerful cupcakes of her own.  Ba dum ching!  More of Rays after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Kara Tointon

I think it’s time for me to start watching British soap operas.  I mean if they keep spitting out females like this then it’s an absolute no brainer.  I have no life in case you guys didn’t know that already.  How am I married?

More females to spit out at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Ten ridiculous “sports of the future” – [Collegehumor]

All star legends Celebrity softball game had some hotness – [Unathletic]

A Ninja’s nuts vs. his very own weapon – [Gorillamask]

The latest and greatest version of click-a-chick – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need a dose of celebrity slips – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Who are the 50 hottest WAGs of all time? – [Bleacherreport]

A collection of truly awesome toilet paperings – [Maxim]

The dumbest super hero secret identities ever – [Attuworld]

Spanish goal keeper kisses really hot reporter – [Totally Crap]

Guy wearing a speedo vs. a rope swing – [Doubleviking]

8 Year old girl arrested for throwing a tantrum – [Pedal to the Metal]

The latest in candid hot celebrity photos – [Usemycomputer]

They call her the epic cleavage girl – [Cavemancircus]

I can’t tell you how all kinds of wrong this is – [The DW]

Amazing aerial pictures of New York City -  [DJ Mick]

Bikini flash mob shocks park visitors – [Izismile]

Bikini girls decide to eat sushi off each other – [Regretfulmorning]

The funniest Justin Bieber censor picture – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more cheerleaders who dance like strippers

It’s been my contention for a long time that the line between stripping and cheerleading is getting smaller and smaller.  While I’m very excited about this I’m still a bit disappointed.  I mean shouldn’t they just take their tops off already?

More girls I wish would be topless at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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