Jul 28 2010
You may have caught yesterday’s “Worst Times to Have Sex for a Married Man” post.Â Â Today I’ve decided to go the other route.Â I didn’t want to come off as sounding like sex is the worst thing ever and that it’s this horrible chore once you’re married.Â That’s not even remotely true.Â But sex does change when you’ve been with the same person for a while.Â It’s just the way it is.
However, as a married man there are still times when sex is completely gratifying.Â In fact there are times when you’re totally psyched about it.Â Like when you’ve “pulled it off” or something.
Here are the five best situations a married man can have for sex….
Whenever He is Drunk
Let’s face it.Â Everyone is less inhibited when they are drunk.Â It’s not different for us dudes.Â We are more free.Â We do crazier stuff.Â Sure it might be a little harder for us to get it up but it still makes for a fun experience.Â It’s just more care free isn’t it?
Before Going Out for the Night
When you’re dating someone sex is always inevitable when you come back from a date.Â However, as a married person you have work the next day.Â You don’t want to be tired all day at work.Â That would suck. Â Â Sex is great when you’ve “gotten it out of the way.”Â That’s not to say it’s a chore or has to be done.Â But it’s nice to get your orgasm in before the evening’s activities.Â I always find I have a better night when I’ve already gotten my rocks off beforehand.
Being Away on Vacation
When you’ve been with the same person for a while sex can clearly become routine.Â However, a simple change of location or setting can be a big sexual boost.Â Hormones race when you first enter a hotel room.Â It’s like you’re going on a date all over again.Â Point is.Â Get out of the house and sex won’t be so routine.
During Specific Time Windows
This is more for people who have children.Â When the kids are at school and you know you have a twenty minute window, most times that window isn’t filled with sex.Â But when you can successfully pull it off?Â It’s a huge win.
Right After Watching Other Sexy Women do Sexy Things
Let’s face it.Â Porn is awesome.Â When you see hot chicks doing other sexy things it gets you all horned up.Â Ain’t nothing wrong with a little spice before the activities begin.Â If you can get your wife to get into it, all the better.
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