If you could get free beer by getting a tattoo on your arm, would you? I think certain terms and conditions would apply. One Scottish pub is considering doing just that, in a pretty damn good publicity stunt.

A statement on the firm’s website said it was exploring, subject to Scottish licensing laws, the possibility of giving away one or two beers per week for life to anyone willing to get a tattoo at the opening of its Aberdeen pub.

The firm accused the media of ‘sensationalising’ the story. The statement added: “We will make a further announcement on this in due course when we have found out what is legally possible here.”

It’s not legally possible to give away free beer to someone who shows you a tattoo? How is that in anyway illegal?

The worst part of this is that it’s only one or two beers a week. That is totally not worth it. Up it to a dozen and you’ve got yourself a deal. This is on my skin for LIFE man!