WHAT?

Is this really a commercial for SYNTHETIC COCAINE? Apparently made in the ’80s, when even hinting that you had coke would get you laid, synthetic coke allows you to get your mack on while not actually holding anything expensive or illegal. The ad doesn’t show what happens when the girl finds out the coke is fake and calls the guy an asshole or dies trying to snort whatever the hell this actually is. But if you’re ordering synthetic cocaine over the phone, chances are you really don’t care about any of those consequences.