Jul 22 2010
Illinois Town Wants to Outlaw Eye Rolling

Illinois, don’t you have better things to do? You’re actually a real state with Chicago in it. I would expect this from like, Idaho, but not you guys, come on. Illinois is now trying to say that eye rolling is disorderly conduct, in a new law that would top the retard charts all around the country. How did this start?
The idiocy stems from a recent city council meeting where an Elmhurst resident was ejected from the room after rolling her eyes in reaction to something that was said by a council member.
Members of the Elmhurst city council have asked the City Attorney to look into the creation of a “disturbance and disorderly conduct” violation and to see if eye-rolling could somehow be shoehorned into its definition.
Illinois state law defines disorderly conduct is “an act in such unreasonable manner as to alarm or disturb another, or to provoke a breach of the peace.”
She was ejected for rolling her eyes? I can only imagine what would have happened if she dared to sigh. Taser her!
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