Good lord, you would think these guys were committing ritual suicide or something, not barreling down Splash Mountain at Disneyland.

But that is the Asian way I suppose, resolute in the face of unyielding…fun. I’d hate to see them all inside a moonbounce or something, I think the think would deflate just by their auras of depression alone.

I think this would be harder to pull off on say, the Millennium Force at Cedar Point. The G-forces alone would force a few goofy faces.