Jul 20 2010
The Most Important Phone Call in the World

What could this kid possibly be talking about on the phone at a moment like this?
I’d answer myself, but if there was every a moment for a caption contest, I think this is it.
What do you guys think he’s saying?
Even More Uncoachable Stuff


















“No, the accident only damaged her face”.
This is true.
Mom? Could you bring me a new pair of jockeys?
No, I distinctly remember ordering the Redhead!
Oh hey honey! No, nothing’s going on. Just watching the game with the guys.
“Hello; Dial a Prayer”
CELL_PHONES_ARE_RUDE
http://tinyurl.com/24te5ee
Hi, Dominoes?
Hi, girlfriend of the last 2 years who went to a different college, its over….
Dude, I just busted in my pants. How do I play this one off?
“Oh hey man”
DUDE! You’re late for our Luge Final ! I need yo ASS over here to win this son of a bitch!