Jul 19 2010
I want all of you to look at the woman above. Seriously, take a long look. She’s just a tiny piece of the neverending puzzle of ladies that appear in Hooter’s Bikini contests all around the country. She’s oiled up. She’s pretty but not amazing. She has an incredible rack. And she’s out there, somewhere with some dude who’s not half as good looking as you.
Does this make sense? Is it fair? I’m amazed that every single day we see woman like this that are claimed by total slimeballs and yet here I am writing about it. Don’t get me wrong, I have my own little gem out there but don’t all sexy women deserve good dudes? Hahaha. I totally wrote that because my wife is reading this.
Well OK then. I used up enough space. Here are some great lingerie shots from a Hooter’s Bikini contest.
If there’s one thing I do enjoy about any lingerie section of a swimsuit contest, it’s gotta be the inevitable boob grab. They really need to make that part of the Miss America competition.
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