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Jul 15 2010

Eight Rock Bands You Mistook For Chicks When you First Saw Them

Published by at 7:20 am under Music

Nelson

Let’s play a little Crying Game here for a moment.  It’s like when you see a really hot chick on the street and unfortunately find out that it’s a dude.  I’ll never forget that the first time I visited L.A. back when hookers weren’t kicked off the street by cops.  I was only 16 and I saw tons of hotties to which my brother responded “they’re all dudes.”

It’s one of those moments where you kind of puke inside your mouth.  Same goes for when you watch a music video and are 99% sure you’re watching females only to find out it’s men that are somewhat peaking your interest.

I don’t know man.  It’s just weird.  In any event, here are 8 rock bands you mistook for chicks when you first saw them….

Nelson

Nelson

I’m being 100% honest when I tell you that when I saw that famous video of theirs (Can’t live without your love and affection) for the first time I thought it was two hot chicks.

Poison

Poison

Good lord are you kidding me?  And these guys got TONS of ass.   That Nikki Six got laid more in one weekend than I ever will in my entire life looking like that makes me want to kill myself.

Enuff Z Nuff

Enuff Z Nuff

I still don’t believe the dude on the bottom left isn’t a chick.  There’s just no way.

Motley Crue

Motley Crue

Vince Neil could have honestly made a decent looking chick back in the day.

Cinderella

Cinderella

Second to the left. Enough said.

Hanson

Hanson

They look like guys now but come on folks.  That is just one giant estrogen picture if I ever saw one.  Mmmbop of confusion if you ask me.

Culture Club

Culture Club

Well it might just be Boy George but it’s still overwhelming.

Mr. Big

Mr. Big

Remember the video “To Be With you?”  My buddies and I thought the lead singer looked like a really hot chick from my high school.





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2 responses so far

  • Anon

    Nikki Sixx was in Motley Crue, not Poison.

  • duckie

    Warrant. Lead singer Jani Lane even had a feminine name. In fact, the 80′s was chock full of he-or-she bands. I do recall the first time my family saw Culture Cub (on Solid Gold). And none of us could figure out if the lead singer was just a deep voiced female or what.

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