Jul 14 2010
Something is fishy here. There’s a woman in Texas who has won four Texas Lottery jackpots for a total of $21 million. The odds? One 18 septillion, or one in 18 with 24 zeroes.
But the most suspicious part? She’s a total recluse, and no one knows anything about her.
On a $50 scratch-off ticket bought in this rural farming community, Ginther won $10 million last month in her biggest windfall yet. But it was the fourth winning ticket in Texas for the 63-year-old former college professor since 1993, when Ginther split an $11 million jackpot and became the most famous native in Bishop history.
Ginther has never spoken publicly about her lotto winnings and could not be found for comment. She now lives in Las Vegas after moving away from Bishop, and an answering machine message for a telephone number listed at her address says not to leave a message.
My theory? She’s a goddamn time traveler, who has come back to a ton of cash and invest in some stock that’s going to blow up in the future. What is it? The shakeweight? TELL ME TIME TRAVELLER!
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