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Need to take a huge shit, but also get somewhere in a hurry? This guy did, which is why he made this contraption, which looks sort of like a riding mower meets a portapotty.

Thankfully, for all our eyes’ sake, he’s not actually using the thing. The most awkward part of this? You AND a friend can both employ its services at the same time.

Standing to wipe is not recommended