Click on the photo for stories behind stage names

Because famous people’s careers live and die by how memorable their names are, there is often a convoluted and high-stakes game behind every well-known moniker.  And sometimes, the stories just get downright ridiculous.

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The Wash

The best click-a-chick in a long time – [Bustedcoverage]

By far the best advice you’ll get all day – [The DW]

Girl gets dance humped hard and falls off stage – [Doubleviking]

Son pranks his parents so bad they cry – [Regretfulmorning]

The nine greatest stripper pole accident videos – [Maxim]

One of the more WTF Willy Wonka moments – [Attuworld]

The twenty sexiest fake Sarah Palin photos – [Izismile]

One of the coolest cops of all time – [Pedal to the Metal]

Sliding down into a pool without water – [Totally Crap]

The most awesome animated GIF ever? – [Cavemancircus]

Claire Danes is looking pretty hot these days – [Usemycomputer]

Behind the back affairs caught on camera – [DJ Mick]

32 reasons why Lebron chose Miami – [Ego TV]

Yes, they are now making Gameboy condoms – [Sublime Blog]

An awesome collection of Torrie Wilson pictures – [Don Chavez]

The twenty most awesome AZN kids – [Heavy]

Dog is better at hi-fives than baby is – [Linkiest]