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Jul 09 2010

Germany Wants to Murder Psychic Octopus Who Said They Would Lose to Spain

Published by at 2:00 pm under Oddly Enough


Because even a coin can land on heads six times in a row, an octopus in Germany has been declared psychic after correctly picking every single one of Germany’s six World Cup matches correctly, right down to their loss to Spain. And now? Germans want revenge.

Some Germans are calling for a public roasting of the oracle octopus who correctly picked the winner of all six of their national soccer team’s World Cup matches — including a bitter defeat to Spain on Wednesday.

“Nothing beats grilled octopus,” said Dolores Lusch, a Germany fan who works on a Berlin fish stall. “Cut him up in thin slices and grill him on all sides with a dash of lemon juice, olive oil and garlic on it. Delicious!”

What the hell people? This is a psychic octopus you’re talking about! He should be a national treasure, and should also tell me what tomorrow’s powerball numbers are going to be. He also might kill you with psychic brainwaves if you try anything on him.

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2 responses so far

  • http://goodstuff4u.multiply.com/photos/album/19/HOT_CHICKS_AND_NSFW_BLOGROLL GOODSTUFF

    LOL – this psychic octopus is famous!

    going to barbecue some octopus this afternoon

    LOL – people are going to talk

  • http://goodstuff4u.multiply.com/photos/album/19/HOT_CHICKS_AND_NSFW_BLOGROLL GOODSTUFF

    has had a success rate of 85% so far: 11 matches out of 13 correctly predicted, starting from Euro 2008 where he predicted correctly four times out of six, and the ongoing World Cup, where he has predicted correctly seven times out of seven – so far. At the time of writing, he has predicted Spain to win over the Netherlands in tonight’s final match.




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