Jul 08 2010
I just watched Kick-Ass the other night, and I found myself wondering about the film’s titular question. Why DOESN’T anyone actually try to be a superhero?
The movie’s answer is that it’s too dangerous, and a costumed fool would get themselves killed almost immediately. But what’s the real life answer? Because it’s really lame.
Such is the case of The Viper, a costumed college kid who made national (why?) news headlines, roaming around his town “reporting crimes to the police.” Wow, how exciting, I wonder when they’ll make a comic book out of his adventures…
Watch the video to see his (not so) epic tale.
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