If there’s one creepy “mascot” out there it’s gotta be Ronald McDonald.  I mean I get it and all.  He’s a fun yellow clown who is always smiling.  Hell he’s the face of McDonald’s.  But doesn’t he kind of creep you out a bit?  I don’t know, maybe it’s because I’m scared of clowns but there’s just something that rubs me the wrong way about Ron Ron.

However, this doesn’t mean I don’t think he’s awesome.  Obviously there are plenty of others out there that think he’s awesome too.  But what I’d like to focus on today are the ladies and Mr. McDonald.

I mean the guy’s a pimp.  Plain and simple…..