Growing up all kids want to be superheros, but I have to wonder what this kid was thinking when he equipped his candy utility belt. Surely he knew that it would simply make him swarmed by other kids, one of which is already grabing his top right Snickers bar in this photo.

Is that the plan? Lure them in close with candy and then knock their lights out and rollerblade away? I suppose that could work, and when you’re done, you have a snack right there. But once you consume that belt, you’re probably going to be too fat to stay up on those skates.