Unfortunately I know very little of the gorgeous Romanian Model Sanziana Buruiana.  It’s a name I care not to type very often but a body that I would most certainly taint as often as I possibly could.  What is it about women from other countries that’s just better than our country?

I think it’s the fact that they’re so far away and unobtainable.  Not that I have a shot at any Sports Illustrated models that hail from the U.S. or anything but it’s kind of the same concept as how when you were in high school you always thought the girls from other schools were hotter.

Yup.  That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.  More of Sanziana after the jump….

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Click on the photo for more of January Jones

Starting out in films like American Wedding…and many other bad movies, she eventually hit it big in the role of Betty Draper in Mad Men.   Plus you know, January Jones sounds like a porn star name, so that helps.

More sexy named girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Call me crazy but is that not model Helena Christensen?

Most people get away to go to a hotel to relax.  I for one don’t go on vacation to support any causes.  And I certainly don’t go away on vacation to sleep in filth.  But perhaps some people have different motivations than me.

Designer H.A. Schult has designed the world’s first hotel made entirely of garbage in Rome. The purpose of the hotel is to raise awareness about the damage we are causing to the European seas and the coastline by the large amount of waste that is being washed up.

Personally I would just donate money to the cause.  Not sure I’d actually stay in a garbage hotel.

Pics after the jump…

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It’s bad enough to be shoplifting in a mall, it’s another thing entirely to be caught shoplifting from a mall because you were tackled by a 16 year old cheerleader. I think you permanently revoke your man card after that one.

“If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn’t have done it.” She traded tumbling for tackling when she brought down a thief at Penn Square Mall in Oklahoma last weekend. “I just wasn’t going to, like, let him run right past me.”

The rising high school junior cheers for the Moore High School Lions. She was at the mall talking to her mother on her cell phone when suddenly a man started running her way.

“I was like, ‘Hang on Mom,’ and I put the phone down. When he got close to me, I just got in his way and grabbed him and he kept trying to run so I just slammed him on the ground.”

It doesn’t say how big the man was, so it could have been Justin Bieber for all we know, but she did do it while wearing a dress as well, so props to her. She’s not quite Claire Bennett, but that’s pretty impressive nonetheless. For a video to see what she actually looks like, go here.

Candice Boucher is a South African model. Magazines she has modeled for include FHM, GQ, Cosmopolitan, Sports Illustrated and Elle. She has appeared in advertising campaigns for Fila and Speed, and is currently one of the faces of Guess Jeans. She has appeared in a pictorial and on the cover of the April 2010 issue of Playboy.

So are there any questions you folks would like to ask?  I mean she’s got a great accent.  She’s gorgeous.  And she’s willing to posed nude.  I don’t think I need much more.  Yippee!

More of Boucher after the jump….

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“But they told me it was traditional here!”

Either that, or this kids trying out part of his Mortal Kombat Raiden costume early. Look at the two guys to the left of him, they love it.

Side note, is that the Sherminator from American Pie? It sure as hell looks like it to me.

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I understand that journalism needs to be “sensationalist” in this day and age, but it’s very rare that those in the media are ever called out for their overhyping of a story. Fortunately, we have this video of a correspondent on Today getting caught in her own foolishness.

She’s reporting on a flood, live from a canoe, naturally, when some rescue works seemingly perform a miracle, walking right on the water in front of her. It’s so absurd that even Matt Lauer has to say something about it, and she kind of laughs but claims the waters were actually high, though clearly her canoe is bottoming out as she’s saying that.

Now unless I’m completely mistaken and my sources at Playboy are wrong, I’m not seeing any more Spring Fling events.  In fact, the last one I’ve dug up is from 2007.  It was called On Broadway’s Playboy Spring Fling and it took place in San Diego.  Maybe I’m just totally off and this was merely a title of a fun party with bikini girls.

Maybe there’s no such thing as an actual Spring Fling over at Playboy.  Well kudos to me because I’ve just given an idea to Mr. Hefner.  Let’s have an actual Playboy Spring Fling shall we?  It can’t hurt.

In the mean time, here are photos from the 2007 event….

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Have any of you ever been to a NASCAR race?   I have.  Let me just say “it’s an experience.”  There are people in this world that you never knew existed.  I mean NEVER though existed.  It’s not just the underwear, sweet, beer bellies and overall white trash element.  Wait a minute, yeah it is.  It’s simply phenomenal.

And for me, when I think “Indy” sometimes I think it’ll mean a higher class of fan.  Scratch that.  That’s in Europe.  Here in the U.S.?  Nope.  It’s the same funny bunch of characters that show up at the infield.  So if you’re expecting amazing amounts of white trash in these photos then you’re in luck.

Here’s what the infield at an Indy race here in America might look like…..

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Click on the photo for more reality shows worth watching

Cracked would have no problem with reality shows if they weren’t all unwatchable turds.  So they went out and asked their readers to come up with some clever photoshops describing shows that might actually work if on TV.  The results were awesome.

More great results at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Kelly Brook’s cleavage is disturbingly awesome – [Extramustard]

Nothing’s better than a gallery of sweaty chicks – [Maxim]

A fantastic animated short of the day – [The DW]

Time for celebrities to “slip” up – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out the five best things of today – [Dip Dip]

What are the 50 fattest foods in America? – [Attuworld]

The hottest one hundred women from New Jersey – [Brobible]

Are you kidding me?  A robotic masturbator! – [Sublime Blog]

This is the Wal Mart picture of the day – [Onequickbeer]

Turtles and Dogs both like cheerios – [Regretfulmorning]

Twenty one interesting facts about sex – [Manofest]

A commercial that’s so funny you must watch – [Icanhasinternets]

Cop robs and sexually assaults woman – [Pedal to the Metal]

This might be the most epic picture of all time – [Ned Hardy]

Adriana Lima looks lovely in a swimsuit – [Don Chavez]

This is by far the best girlfriend ever – [The Chive]

A fine gratuitous gallery of Shakira looking sexy – [Flisted]

Claudia Costa is looking quite flexible – [Heyman Hustle]