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Behold, possibly the greatest local commercial I’ve ever seen. It’s from a Cuban Gynecologist turned American car salesman named Rudy, and he’s got the baddest car dealership in all of North Carolina.

I haven’t made up my mind if this is fake or not yet, but I’m really hoping it’s not, and people this awesome exist in real life. My favorite is when he starts talking about “liberating Impala” and “freedomizing Explorer” as a way to move cars, which somehow saves them from Castro or something.

Just check it out above, you’ll be glad you did.

While colleges around the country have been winding down, some folks relieve the pressure in their own way.  Let’s take UC Irvine for example.  Instead of going out and getting wasted (well I’m sure they do that), the students here take off all their clothes and run around for a while.

The nice thing about the Irvine run is that they hold it twice a year during both final terms.  It’s about feeling totally free and living the college lifestyle.  Drop your pants, rip off your shirts and join the fun in the Undie Run!

Yeah whatever.  Pictures after the jump

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In the spirit of the World Cup I knew I would have to do a few articles geared towards soccer.  And while the sport still doesn’t interest me in terms of it actually being a sport, I’m highly interested in all the culture and interesting things surrounding soccer.  The main things?  Obviously the fact the soccer players get hotter girls than any other athletes.

Second.  How insane the fans are.  And third?  Well it’s the hilarious shit that comes along with the actual games themselves.  You know, like players pretending to be hurt all the time,  homo erotic poses, and of course funny faces made during the game.

Here is a collection of funny soccer header faces (not at the World Cup)

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Click on the photo for more E3 Booth Babes

What better way to lure in hordes of avid gamers and button mashers into your booth than with a group of beautiful women wearing skintight outfits?  Honestly if you can find a better answer then you might not be a heterosexual male so watch yourself.

More beautiful women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The most insanely misguided viral marketing attempts – [Cracked]

The world’s most horrible demolition guy – [Linkiest]

When you’re looking for celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

One of the best “Caption This” photos in a while – [Attuworld]

An amazing Toy Story/The Wire video mashup – [Heavy]

Marisa Miller’s banned guitar hero ad – [Celebrityodor]

A giant collection of soccer babe body paint photos – [Sexy and Funny]

Weird photo of the Simpson reimagined – [The DW]

Some of the most truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes – [COED Magazine]

Awesome body flop that took place in Times Square – [Totally Crap]

Clearly Chris Rock is still one funny dude – [Atom]

Hope your fine weekend was spent with Izabel Goulart – [Heymanhustle]

Yet another South African hottie Kerry McGregor – [Bugehoobs]

The sex act parent committee – [Nedhardy]

Check out the newest featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

Sophie Reade knows how to fill in a bikini – [Don Chavez]

Tina Wallman looks hot in Zoo Australia – [Nextround]

Lady Gaga is the latest celebrity blow up doll – [Flisted]

Honestly how many hot chicks would pose for a picture like this?  Not too many.   I mean this chick could be dumb as rocks but she earns multiple cool point for being a trooper here.

I only wish that more hot women would take things for the team.  Just do it ladies.  Take it in the butts will ya?

This is amateur footage shot from inside the safety (hopefully) of a building shows the damage done by the tornado that swept through the town of Norman, Oklahoma from inside the twister itself. As many as ten tornadoes were reported in Oklahoma. Yet another reason NOT to live in Oklahoma.

There’s something I’ve always loved about Jaime Hammer.   She just has that look of a really snotty girl from high school that never gave you the time of day and it pissed you off because she continued to remain hot.  But at least you get to see her naked whenever you want.

What I don’t like about her?  Stop teasing us with the no porn stuff.   Yeah we all heard you had a hardcore video out there but come on.  Stop giving us your “standards.”  Just get on with it and save us the wait will ya?

More of Jaime after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Sunny Leone

Part of me is really happy that Sunny is in adult film and part of me is really sad.  One part says “awesome I can see her naked whenever I want,” and the other part is like “it’d be awesome if she were mainstream and we saw her more often.”  Oh well.

More mixed girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

A scary looking abandoned Six Flags theme park – [DJ Mick]

Five sexy GIFs that you will certainly enjoy – [Maxim]

Time travel realities Doc Brown didn’t warn us about – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Lakers fan wants to do damage with fire extinguisher – [Bustedcoverage]

Check out the latest edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

Fifteen hottest WAGs of golfers at the U.S. Open – [Brobible]

The best World Cup TV Screen grab of the week – [The DW]

When you need a nice fix of hot celebrities – [Ns4W]

An awesome collection of sexy soccer paint – [Sexy and Funny]

Twenty things that are stuck in cleavage – [Manofest]

The worst diving accidents of all time – [Izismile]

A huge compilation of sexy Go Go dancers is awesome – [Cavemancircus]

In the future you will never be left alone – [Ego TV]

The Vuvuzela horn twitter is a hell of a phenomenon – [Nedhardy]

Leave your gun at home when you’re out on the town – [Pedal to the Metal]

Is it the Geico caveman or Jesus? – [Cityrag]

Sexy cheereladers of the Atlanta Thrashers – [Unathletic]

The Breakfast Club porn parody – [Sublime Blog]

Click on the photo for more girls copping a feel

If you thought a gallery of gorgeous girls grabbing each others boobs was a waste of time well then that would make you a slight moron.  But I won’t completely hold it against you.  Actually yeah, you’re an idiot.

More fun party girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio