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So I normally try to feature videos here that are WTF and funny, but Japan hasn’t done anything interesting today, so I’m bringing you this video which is just flat out cool.

This guy builds micro-scupltures, aka sculptures that are so tiny, you can barely see them without all sorts of magnification. They require an obscene amount of precision that really shouldn’t be possible for a regular human, but this guy has the steadiest of steady hands, and has made some really cool stuff.

One time he said he accidentally inhaled one of his own creations and had to start over. Yeah.

It’s hard to believe that it’s still technically war time.  I mean I know that families who have sons, daughters, brothers, and sisters out there fighting everyday understand that we’re still in war time but when you’re here in the U.S. and not fighting the fight, it’s difficult to understand that there are still thousands upon thousands of people out there risking their lives every single day.

But even the military is human.  And as much as they have to be alert and know that a bomb could strike at any moment, even these folks need their moments to unwind.

And believe me, they do.  From hazing to flat out funny poses, the military has a damned good sense of humor.  And it’s nice to know that in these rough times they can still crack a smile and also make us laugh in the process.

Here are 20 humorous military photos….

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I happen to love belly dancing but there’s something I want to get out in the open about it.  Does it really mean a woman is a better lover?  I’m gonna go with no.  And here’s why.  Belly dancing does make a chick look sexier.   I’ll give you that.  And mentally because you’re more attracted to the female you might feel you have a better sexual experience.

However, does it mean she’s any better?  No, it does not.  Oh and by the way this is assuming you have sexy with belly dancers a lot which I’m sorry to say I do not, nor ever will.  Still though, I’m praying for the day the wife says “open marriage.”

Just kidding honey.  I love you!  Now let’s look at some sexy belly dancing videos….

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Click on the photo for Gisele doing Calzedonia in a bikini

Six months after giving birth, the worlds highest paid supermodel Gisele Bundchen stripped off and stepped in front of the lens for a brand new photoshoot for Italian fashion brand Calzedonia.  I’d say she passed.

More girls that pass at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The most important things you didn’t learn in school – [Cracked]

Reasons why Dolph Lundgren is gonna make a comeback – [Ego TV]

When it’s time for some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

You might want to get yourself Terminator Insurance – [Manofest]

Check out this strange behavior of the day – [The DW]

Models who leave very little to the imagination – [Brobible]

Alessandra Ambrosio decided to put on some swimwear – [Totally Crap]

Check out some of America’s most fattening drinks – [Attuworld]

Over 70,000 blue balls recalled in Italy – [Pedal to the Metal]

The hottest bedtime reading picture of all time – [Theospark]

Star Wars fan movie challenge flashback – [Atom]

Ines Sainz is TV Azteca’s secret weapon (and sex pot) – [Heymanhustle]

A bunch of sexy girls named summer – [Maxim]

Check out the real live Furby – [Icanhasinternets]

This is wrong on so man levels it’s not even funny – [Nedhardy]

I would sure like me some Angela Conkel – [Flisted]

One of the coolest babies in the world – [Cityrag]

Annalyne McCord loves to show off that bikini – [Don Chavez]

Ten of the worst theme party ideas ever – [Elistmania]

Click on the photo for more of Jessica Jane Clement

If there’s one thing that’s amazing about Jessica Jane Clement it’s the fact that she can pose for any magazine, not take her top off, and still leave dudes like me mesmerized.  It’s truly a talent that most women don’t have.

More talented women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

This is the extent to which I’m aware of the King of Sweden:

Carl XVI Gustaf (Christian name: Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus, born April 30, 1946), has been King of Sweden since September 15, 1973, when his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf died.

So he’s got that going for him…which is nice.  Seriously though, I love when people just have a certain look to them you know?  And by “certain look” I’m referring to the kind of face that can easily be messed with.  And by “easily be messed with” I’m referring to photoshopping possibilities.

For example it’d be a hell of a lot funnier to photoshop a Conan O’Brien than say a boring looking dude like Stephen Wright.  Ah, who knows.  Plus the fact this guy is a king?  It’s just funny someone decided to photoshop funny hats on him OK?

Here are some that I found to be funny and also that look kind of real…

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Are you ugly but want hot kids? Well, you’re in luck. BeautifulPeople.com is here  with their controversial sperm and egg donor matching service.

The website’s owners say every parent would want to have attractive children given the choice.Founder Robert Hintze said: “Initially, we hesitated to widen the offering to non-beautiful people. But everyone — including ugly people — would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can’t be selfish with our attractive gene pool.”

“I think it’s wonderful to also know that if you find somebody physically attractive then you’re giving that child an extra bonus in life,” said Parissa Mobasher, one of the so-called beautiful people.

“You’re giving them that extra edge, so as a parent I think you owe it to your child to be able to do the best for it before it’s born, during the time it’s being born and when it’s born.”

But genetic watchdog groups (yes, those exist) caution against a practice like this, as they says it’s dangerous for society and will head toward eugenics.
A spokesman for BeautifulPeople said “What’s eugenics? That sounds awesome!”

You must check out this beautiful blond Genna G.  This 21-year-old Orange County, Calilfornia glamor and bikini model has been featured on the covers of magazines like Sport Truck and Super Street, along with a slew of other titles.  Unfortunately those titles don’t include Swank and Big ‘Uns but hopefully Genna will get there some day.

On Genna’s website she has a paragraph that starts with “In my younger years.”  Something just doesn’t sit well with me when someone who is 21 writes that.   I mean I get it.  She was a child model and all but come on.  21 to me is like 12.   It’s just so young.

I’m depressed.  Woe is me.  More of Genna after the jump

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I’ve been watching a ton of World Cup lately, but I won’t profess I know exactly who this guy is. I say either the coach of one of the middle-eastern-ish nations, or that fat guy who Borat wrestled naked in his movie.

Listen man, it’s the World Cup, there are an average of 50 cameras pointed at you every second when you’re in the stadium. I would leave your ball-scratching at home.

Although, sometimes, the need really must be quenched no matter what, I have to admit.