Given that there are oh, 6 million free porn sites out there it has become virtually pointless to pay to watch porn.  Unfortunately the porn industry is suffering greatly because of this but if there’s one industry that will succeed in one way or another it’s 100% porn.  Nudity will always be coveted as will sex.

But in today’s day and age to actually pay to see sexual acts is something that would take a hell of a lot of commitment.  And if I’m going to commit my dollars I better damned well be getting something special.

Speaking of special, there do happen to be 10 females out there that if the porn industry were able to lure them in, I’d definitely pay to see them in the act.   I didn’t really use too many factors but you’ll see by my descriptions why they were chosen.

Also, this is assuming there are no skin flicks of them out there so that means unfortunately I have to exclude Kim Kardashian and Keeley Hazell.  Boo.

Enjoy the list

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I will never cease to be amazed at how some people are of the same species as myself.  I mean I kind of understand women being different from me but how another male can be so off the spectrum is something I don’t think I’ll ever comprehend and more to the point, accept.

And the funny thing is that there’s a hell of a lot more weird looking, ass backwards characters out there than there are folks like myself.  Hell I’m probably the weird looking one to these guys.

Then again, something tells me you folks might side with me on this one.

Here are 15 dudes I’d be scared to hang out with

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Click on the photo for chicks that drag dudes down

A gaggle of Hollywood’s hottest have recently kicked their men to the curb and it’s not like I or you have a chance with any of them but it’s still kind of hopeful to know that Kim Kardashian is on the market.

More sexy single women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Oil spill solutions that Kevin Costner is now helping – [Cracked]

The Porn time management pie chart – [Holytaco]

When it’s time for celebrity slips go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The twenty most anticipated movies of 2011 – [COED Magazine]

Do not honk at a dog pack when you’re in Siberia – [Pedal to the Metal]

The dirtiest moments in game show history – [Manofest]

It’s always nice to see hottie COEDs on the loose – [Sexy and Funny]

When a vuvuzela guys cheers for everything – [Attuworld]

Six awkward national spelling bee moments – [Elistmania]

Miley Cyrus keeps getting sluttier and sluttier – [Celebrity Odor]

The kind of bikini contest you don’t want to miss – [Theospark]

A very interesting doghouse – [The DW]

Can Jonny B. find his beer pong mojo? – [Atom]

Ten possible Tiger Woods porn spinoffs – [Bleacherreport]

What it’s like to own an Apple product – [Nedhardy]

Things that Britney Spear’s weave looks like – [Cityrag]

This is a lovely cleavage bouncing video with a twist – [Don Chavez]

How to beat Super Mario Bros 3 in 11 minutes – [Sublime Blog]

Click on the photo for more of Jenni Thaxton

19-year-old Jenni Thaxton calls the midwest home. The residents of Edwardsville, Illinois should feel privileged to have such a sexy gal calling their town home.  I would love to call Jenni my home.  Good lord.

More Jenni types at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Not sure if any of you are familiar with the historical Houston Orange show but if you’re not it’s part of Houston’s International festival where people celebrate arts, music, culture and all kinds of fun stuff.  Part of this show is something they call the Car Art Parade:

In 1987, the Houston International Festival, the City’s official celebration of the arts, asked the Orange Show to organize a parade to build on the success of the New Music Parade. The Orange Show agreed to produce an event dedicated to art cars. Roadside Attractions: The Art Car Parade was born in April, 1988 with a 40 car parade seen by an estimated 2,000.

Now that you guys know that I think it’s safe for me to share with you some of the interesting cars that were on display at the Car Art Parade.

Yay!

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If you’re stupid enough to drive drunk, and you flip your car and are trapped inside, what’s the first logical thing you would do? Call for help? Pray? How about crack another beer. The line between badass and moronic is certainly a fine one here.

A drunk driver trapped in his overturned car opened another can of beer while waiting to be rescued because he had “nothing better to do”, a New Zealand court was told.

Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, of Palmerston North told the Dominion Post newspaper after Tuesday’s court appearance: “I was lying there, trying to get the doors open but couldn’t. I remember the inside light not working and thinking, it’s not like I’m going to read a book, so I opened another can.”

Sneddon, who told a police officer when found, “I’ve been drinking for four days straight,” had a breath-alcohol reading of 1 191 micrograms per litre of breath – nearly four times the legal limit of 400mcg.

The judge was not lenient, slapped a huge fine on him along with a ten month ban on driving. I’d say that’s pretty light given the hilarious and tragic nature of the crime.

I gotta tell you I have no idea how one can get the last names Bea and Czapla at the same time but when you see a female like this you kind of ask questions later.  I know that Amanda Bea is a Miami model that is 22 years of age.

I know that she’s extremely attractive.  And I also know that she appears in one of, if not the best daisy dukes pictures I’ve ever seen (yes it’s featured below).

Other than that?  I really don’t have much else to say other than she’s gorgeous and you’d be a fool not to browse her pictures below.  Thank you for your time….

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This is probably the coolest kid I’ve ever seen, and that’s clearly what he was going for, with his placement of a large number of permanent marker tattoos on various parts of his body.

I believe I see EAT and STAR on his hands, but what does it say on his arm? What language is that?  I also dig the Superman chest tattoos.

Just make this your Facebook profile picture, and the ladies will come running man, I guarantee it.

I like to imagine that she’s the lamest kind of succubus ever. Where instead of stealing a man’s soul, she simply steals his pigment, hence her crazy tan and his white pastiness.

Or maybe that dude is so white he’s actually invisible in person, and the tan chick just thinks she’s sitting on a bench by herself.

I would say that both scenarios are equally likely.