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At first I thought, oh yeah, another cute kid dancing, whatever. But then I watched the video and I was like “whaaaaaaaat?” That is a direct quote.

Is all this made even more awesome by the fact that he has amazing clothes on and is Asian? Why yes, I think it certainly does.

It’s like he’s on ice! And by that I mean, actual ice, not crystal meth. Although I could see both being true to be fair.

Look, I know that the title of this article is somewhat of a bold statement but I’m going to explain myself here.  Throughout the world there are tons of Spring Break bikini contests.  Tons of them have nudity which should put them in the elite category.  However, that’s not necessarily so and let me explain why.

For me to really love a Spring Break bikini contest there’s gotta be some fun stuff going on.  First of all, I love it when there’s a bunch of dorky dudes lying around the pool looking like schmucks watching the girls.  Second, I love when the girls sexually dance together.  And third?  I kind of like it when the girls actually look obtainable and aren’t all model quality.  There’s something genuine about that.

This gallery has all three and it’s the only one that I believe has all three firing on all cylinders.  You’ll see what I mean.  Enjoy!

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I’d like to share with you a general statement I pretty much follow in my life:  “I don’t like people.”  I seriously don’t.  I happen to be of the opinion that 99% of the population out there couldn’t hold a conversation if their lives depended on it.  It doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate people or enjoy the beauties of women.  It just means that for conversation’s sake I think many folks are dolts.

But in history if one could bring back certain individuals to speak with, I’m sure there are plenty I would like to company of.  Hell they’d probably think I was a dolt and not worth their time.

Still though, I’ve come up with six very smart deceased individuals with whom I’d like to sit down and have a meal with….

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Click on the photo for the sexiest celebrity female golfers

Golfing with a woman can be one of the most irritating activities on the planet… unless she’s hot. Watching hot women play golf is like watching a hot girl do anything…fun.  You just can’t go wrong.

More hot athletic women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Believe me, you’ll want to see this Care Bears shirt – [Ehowa]

Classic Disney movies based on R-Rated stories – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A super gallery of Super Mario Brothers stuff – [EgoTV]

The sexiest girls of the comic convention world – [Gunaxin]

Rihanna has some sexy bikini pics in Barbados – [Attuworld]

Meet the sexiest guest model of the week – [Bullz-Eye]

It’s always crazy when lightning strikes a house – [Totally Crap]

Check out the sexiest women of Wimbledon – [Flisted]

This face plant is so good it actually looks fake – [Sweatygooch]

Possibly the dirtiest cheerleaders in the world – [Unathletic]

What in God’s name is this picture of Julia Roberts? – [Cityrag]

The worst voice in the history of the world – [Don Chavez]

Any parody of Justin Bieber is fine in my book – [Sublime Blog]

Sleeping woman left locked inside a plane – [Elistmania]

The ten best sports moments from Seinfeld – [Guyism]

And here is your national mustache champion – [Topcultured]

Turns out Back to the Future 2 was way off – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Just look at that picture for a second.  Seriously, take a very good look at it.  Now I want you to visualize the opponent.  Can you do that?  I have no idea what I’m talking about at this moment.  That picture is destroying every fabric of my being.

More fabric destroyers at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I know I post a lot of “male” stuff on this site.  You know, hot chicks and articles about what kinds of females you toss on the first date.  That and horrible sports injuries.  But amongst this shallow exterior lies a sweet human being who can appreciate some of the finer things in life.

So it doesn’t bother me one bit to post a gallery of gorgeous sunsets because hey, I can appreciate them.  I tell ya if there’s one job I’d want it would be to be a photographer for National Geographic.  Can you imagine getting paid to get sent to exotic places to take photos of animals and nature?

Honestly I couldn’t see it getting any more fun than that.  Here are 10 awesome sunset photos.

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This is one of the more strange stories I’ve heard in a while, and I write one of these things every day. A restaurant in Arizona in a heaping helping of trouble after they started offering LIONS meat burgers as a promotion for the World Cup. Uh, what?

The story started when Cameron Selogie, owner of Il Vinaio restaurant in Mesa, Ariz., bought about 10 pounds of so-called African lion meat, planning to mix it with ground beef to make burgers honoring the FIFA World Cup’s South African location. Selogie sent an e-mail newsletter to his restaurant’s patrons advertising the special.

That newsletter — which was the sole publicity Selogie had planned — exploded into a media blitz when one of the e-mail recipients turned out to be an animal activist.

The story picked up legs after the activist spread it around, and an investigation was launched to see just where the hell one actually buys lion meat. As it turns out, it’s the byproduct of a skinning business, and it costs $10 a pound.

Tastes like chicken, I presume?

It’s not often that one comes across a red head that is worthy of a dedicated gallery but when one does, like Jayden Cole here, you don’t hesitate in sharing her with your readers.   Plus the fact that Jayden poses in the nude quite often helps our cause here quite a bit. Plus she has this little line going for her…which is nice.

Want to play w u baby! I wish be my human sex toy 4ever!!! I love it!

I have no idea what this means but I most certainly enjoy it.  Have any of you ever seen any of Jayden’s work?  It’s quite a site I must say.

More pics of Jayden after the jump

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I always wondered if there was anyone who could mimic Robin Hood in real life, and it turns out, the person who can is really more of an Asian version of Little John.

This video showcases a number of the world’s best archers at a tournament in Korea, but the one you need to watch in particular starts at 2:25.

That can’t be real, can it? And even if it is, that’s got to be a whole lot of luck and not just skill. Can you honestly plan that with the slight and random variations in wind? I don’t know.