Oh, to be an awkward little brother as your sister almost makes out with her cute friend your living room. I assume they’re related at least. Aren’t all gingers? Yeah, I thought so.

That kid is just a ball of skepticism in this photo, and I’m proud to admit I own that exact same hoodie. I really hope there’s an entire series of these photos, but I can’t seem to locate any more.

China has their own mythology when it comes to vampires it seems. Rather, they think that vampires hop around like bunny rabbits, walk like mummies, look like zombies and know kung-fu. Because everyone knows kung-fu in China.

Watch this ridiculous video from some random Chinese vampire film to see what I’m talking about. As goofy as it is, you have to admit it’s a hundred times better than Twilight.

I trust that most of you had a very pleasant Memorial Day weekend.  I would imagine that many of you spent your time outdoors and I hope to God that most of you got to see many many ladies partying in very very small bikinis.

I’m here to share with you that these past times have been going on for years.  And today I’d like to pay respect to an event that lasted for a solid 11 years before being shut down:  The Ramblin’ Raft Race that took place on the Chattahoochee river in Georgia.

Each Memorial Day weekend, tens of thousands of Atlantans gathered at the river, gorged themselves on substances legal and illegal, and set off on an armada of rafts. They’d spend much of the day (and sometimes evening) floating from Sandy Springs to Vinings, drinking beer, listening to Skynyrd and Mother’s Finest, and violating as many of the Ten Commandments as humanly possible. (via)

And just like our ladies party now.  They partied back then.  Check out some of the bikini girls of the 70s….

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Let me tell you what sucks about a first date.  Neither party is ever really fully themselves.   On a first date you have to be on your best behavior.  You can’t really relax.  You can’t really be….YOU.  And that just sucks.  I want to live in a world where we could truly say what we feel and act how we act despite meeting someone out for the first time.

But, unfortunately that’s not how society works.  And when you go out on that first date you better watch yourself because if you slip up it might cost you date number two and ultimately the chance to get laid.   Now that would truly be the crime.

Here are five things that oddly enough you can easily pull off in a relationship but will screw you over on a first date

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Click on the photo for more of the hottest athlete relatives

I’m not sure how I’d feel if I were a famous athlete and I had a really hot daughter, sister, niece, whatever.  I guess it’d be kind of cool but at the same time, man.  You gotta feel overprotective at times no?  I mean Urban Meyer’s daughter?  Good God she’s hot.

More hot daughters at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

20 Examples of douchebags holding money – [Regretfulmorning]

Five most badass prison escapes in the history of war – [Cracked]

Amazing soda truck multi car crash video – [Pedal to the Metal]

If you need your celebrity skin fix go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

100 pictures of ridiculously hot cougars – [Izismile]

Some really really funny Fox news screen grabs – [Manofest]

Male’s perspective on sleeping your way to the top – [Ego TV]

Everyone has their own funny virginity story – [Brobible]

This 14-year-old has had her fair share of alcohol – [Totally Crap]

The annual parade of blonds in Riga – [Attuworld]

Which FIFA world cup player has the best hair? – [Double Viking]

LAPD blurs out dude’s man boobs – [Ned Hardy]

Cecilia Teal is a model to be reckoned with – [Bugehoobs]

Upright Citizen’s brigade speed eating – [Icanhasinternets]

A very different kind of happy ending video – [Atom]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ awkwardness – [Cityrag]

Cat hiccups and farts at the same time – [Thoespark]

An infographic on making the perfect burger – [Topcultured]

Why are pigs swimming in the Bahamas? – [OMG Blog]

Click on the photo for more of Natalie Gulbis

She’s considered the Anna Kournikova of Golf, and with actual golfing skills that’s not far off.  We can also assume Tiger pounced on this one many times.  Hell I would pounce on this as many times as I could.

More pouncing candidates at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Famous games maker Milton Bradley has given us some amazing board games over my lifetime and lifetimes before me.    But the further we go along in society the more we have to adjust to the reality of the world we live in.  Things aren’t always so rosy and warm.  The world is a dirty place and new opinions and policies arise every single day.

Not to mention how we praise and laugh at violence a hell of a lot more than we used to.   Perhaps it’s time this new world is reflected in our board games.

With a little help from photoshop I’ve found 10 board games that most people would think are on the offensive side, yet might ring kind of true in some circles.  P.S. this is about as far as I’ll go as far as offensive on this site.

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There are certainly times to call the police when someone steals from you. In fact, you probably should do that most of the time when something of yours is taken. But when your mom takes away your beer because you’re drunk and won’t give it back? Probably not the best time to call the cops.

A man was arrested Friday after deputies said he called 911 multiple times to complain his mother took his beer away.

Charles Dennison, 32, who was “very intoxicated,” told a deputy who went to their home at 1739 Dennison Road that he wanted his mother arrested for taking his beer, according to a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. If she wasn’t charged, he said, he would continue to call 911.

The man ended up arrested for making false 911 calls, and presumably he never got his beer in the end. If you’re 32 and calling the cops on your mom for hiding your beer, you probably should work out some life issues.

You gotta love the youth of America.  One of those young people?  Nafisa Teague. Nafisa is a just a young 22-year-old student trying to make it in this world.   And you know something?  I think she will.  Here’s what Nafisa has to say:

I’m very hardworking and dedicated and take my jobs seriously. I love working with new people and trying new things. I am willing to travel with expenses paid, while I can only do it on weekends during school

Well Nafisa. I like trying new things also.  You know, the hard way?  Nafisa was also kind enough to share her email address with us all: hottinafisa@yahoo.com.  Someone tell me if it works.

In the mean time here are more pictures of her….

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