I’ve spent the last few minutes trying to figure out just who this guy is, and what he’s enthusiastic about. I’m going to go with either

A) A pimp who wanted his them to be VERY distinct and slightly menacing

B) A religious fanatic who wants his outfit to get him noticed as he chants outside Planned Parenthood

C) A die hard Pirates fan on the way to the game.

He also might be a voodoo witch doctor, but I think that’s the least likely option. Any ideas you guys have?

Remember that kid who got internet famous and a record deal after singing Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi on YouTube?
Well, this is the exact opposite of that.

This poor girl is about to watch her pageviews explode and become the laughing stock of the internet. But that’s what happens when you put ridiculously awful things on YouTube.

I foresee this getting so out of hand, that Lady Gaga actually calls this poor girl to make her feel better once she’s a YouTube fail superstar. I feel like that’s something that could actually happen here, knowing how ridiculous the internet is these days.

It’s as fun a fetish as any I suppose.   Some men enjoy seeing attractive girls and awesome cars in this century but to other men it’s just not enough.  In this day and age our fetishes are highly detailed.   Not only do some men like hot chicks and cars.  Some like seeing hot chicks repairing cars or being stuck on the road.

Combine that with a fetish for antique or old school cars and that’s what you have here.  Ah yes, and in some cases the women actually wear outfits from those older eras.   Just seeing hot chicks almost isn’t enough.  Well, I think it is but I also think that smart people create these fetishes out of thin air to make money.

Now I just need to think of one dammit!

More chicks and old cars after the jump

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I had no idea how silly the London Marathon was until just now.   Look, we all know Brits have their quirky senses of humor and act like “dolts” half the time on television but that doesn’t mean some of it isn’t hilarious.   Sure most of it is childish and a little over the top but I get a chuckle now and then.

But this?  The marathon?  To me this is easily some of their best work.  I had no idea so many people ran this many miles in ridiculous costumes.  Do we have costume people in the New York or Boston marathons?  Certainly not mobs of them.  This is just great stuff.

Check out the 15 best costumes I could find at this year’s London Marathon

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Click on the photo for famous geniuses who were perverts

Since it seems like every movie star, athlete and politician is just a sex scandal waiting to happen, you could almost think that it’s not possible to be a prominent person without also having an utterly depraved sex life behind the scenes…think again.

More sexy surprises at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

A gallery of forty very funny condom ads – [Ego TV]

The ten best cougar bars in all of America – [Maxim]

When you think about it, sitcoms are really depressing – [Collegehumor]

Wayne Gretzky is still getting covers on video games – [Operationsports]

When you need your celebrity skin fix.. – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Marine Corps plane ends up landing on trees – [Pedal to the Metal]

I will never be able to get enough of Alice Goodwin – [Sublime Blog]

30 female celebrities grabbing their own boobs – [Manofest]

Over one hundred hot girls doing keg stands – [COED Magazine]

Check out the viral video ad of the day – [The DW]

Ever wonder why a penthouse is so expensive? – [Attuworld]

A truck explodes and then rolls into the crowd – [Regretfulmorning]

Videos of some of the luckiest people on the planet – [Nedhardy]

Twenty sexy shots of Selita Ebanks – [Cityrag]

A collection of really bad car fails – [Heavy]

After fixing botched surgery Tara Reid still looks scary – [Flisted]

This guy really really wants to be on TV – [Totally Crap]

Has anyone seen the rapping weatherman? – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more of Brittney Palmer

Model, dancer, and WEC ring girl Brittney Palmer is a woman who’s hotness knows no bounds.  Personally I’d love to be a part of the “no bounds” thing and see if it applies to the bedroom.  Ba dum ching!

More ba dum ching girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Almost everybody dreamed about having their own treehouse as children.  But what do you think about giant treehouse with a restaurant inside?  The Redwoods Treehouse Restaurant is situated in New Zealand and is made of sustainable-harvested pine and poplar slats.
It is located 40 meters above the ground and it pretty good from what I hear.

The Treehouse seats 30 guests or can accommodate 50 guests standing for less formal gatherings.  

Pics after the jump

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One Chinese elementary school is attempting to teach its boys to act more like men, as opposed to the little baby girls they are now.

 A Chinese school is teaching its boys to be more masculine as it’s worried they are turning into sissies.

Qinlinglu Elementary School in Zhengzhou, Henan province, has launched an initiative called ‘Looking for a Real Man’ to encourage boys to act more like boys.
As part of this the youngsters are taught how to act more masculine and must take an oath swearing to act like ‘real men’, reports the Dahe Daily.

Wang Jianhua, who has been teaching at the school for 14 years, says he has noticed that boys have become “more and more girly”.

He said: “During class breaks their favorite game is elastic band skipping, which is a typical girl’s game.

I want to know what exactly the curriculum in this program is. Grunting? Punching boards? Fighting Grizzly Bears? I’m not sure, but judging by that picture up there, whatever they’re doing is working to some degree.

They need to bring this program over to Japan, where Japanese teens are growing up to look like androgynous Final Fantasy characters with feathered hair. At least in the game those guys have huge swords! You just look like a tool in real life.

It’s common to find attractive females on the web.  That much we know.  But there are those females that really tend to tickle your fancy that don’t come around quite as much.  One of those ladies is Mya Jane.    There’s just something about this 23-year-old vixen who currently resides in California.

She parties.  She has an incredible rack.  She’s not shy about showing it.  She has one of those “I could kill you” bodies.  Plus she’s a brunette which ultimately helps my cause.

I don’t think we really need much else.  Pictures after the jump

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