Back when I was in college, we had something in our campus paper called “crime notes” which were little criminal blurbs that were just a few sentences, but always pretty hilarious. After I graduated, I didn’t realize they existed on a national scale, but here we are. From the New York Times:

Police in Iowa City said a man who called them to report that he’d been punched while on the Iowa City pedestrian mall, was punched again by a second person while he was on the phone with his 911 call.

Police said the man, whose name was not released, told 911 dispatchers early Tuesday morning that he had just been assaulted in the 100 block of East College St. and was following the person who did it. Police said that while he was speaking with officers, a friend of the original assailant punched the man and knocked him to the ground.

I would have loved if the police showed up an mistook him for the aggressor and punched him once again. But I suppose two will have to be enough.

Shes’ just girl who just started her career as a dentist.  I guess teeth weren’t really paying the bill for Fernanda Cardoso.  And being as smart as she is, Fernanda realized that her beauty would take her higher in life so she decided to participate in the 10th edition of Big Brother Brazil.

And wouldn’t you know it.  Getting drunk and taking showers in front of the camera would catapult her career.  So much so that the Brazilian magazine VIP made an amazing photoshoot with Fernanda for their May 2010 Issue that will make many of you drool.

I don’t know what’s next for Fernanda but I sure hope it’s porn.

More of Cardoso after the jump

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There’s the phrase “dirty chicks” to be taken to mean females that tend to get a little wild in the bedroom.  And then there’s the term “dirty chicks” as in females with lots of dirt on them.  Rarely do we ever take the second one seriously but as a male I must say that the second one can be quite appealing at times.

There’s something sexy about a girl who’s covered in mud.  Honestly I don’t have any explanation for it, I just know it’s hot.  Perhaps it’s just hot because the women you’ll be seeing in this gallery are all attractive.  Yup, that’s it.

Whether it’s a mud festival, mud wrestling or just some random lake pictures here are sexy girls that are a little dirty…

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Have you ever wondered what real gangster life is like?  And I’m not talking about the movies.  It’s true that yes, gangsters get involved in criminal activity like that in such movies as The Godfather or Goodfellas, but in real life?  It’s not quite the same as in the movies.    They’re not murdering people every five seconds.

True, they do illegal stuff for a living but they too have their fun and lives almost like us (except for the killing).    In fact, they get treated a bit better.  An outfit in London’s East End called “The Firm” allowed photographer Jocelyn Bain Hogg to follow them around and take some crazy black and whites of their lives.

The results were pretty damned cool if you ask me.  Check out the life of The Firm after the jump

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Click on the photo for a chance to meet Marisa Miller

It’s the kind of thing we don’t quite do yet on this site but believe me I’d like to.  I’d love to have a connection with Harley and Marisa Miller to enable you guys to meet her.  Fortunately the folks at Maxim can make that stuff happen.  Yippee!

More Yippee stuff happens at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

The seven most impossible rock stars to deal with – [Cracked]

9 Athletes that would make amazing soccer players – [Ego TV]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Very cool video of the making of some street art – [The DW]

Extremely funny 80s glam metal band photos – [Manofest]

Kelly Carrington makes me feel all warm and fuzzy – [Sublime Blog]

Hockey player gets destroyed by his teammate – [Regretfulmorning]

A bunch of sexy girls that aren’t too skinny – [Cavemancircus]

Tara Reid unveils her new stomach – [Attuworld]

The new batch of 20 hottest tennis players – [Heavy]

Possibly the best ever drawing of Jennifer Aniston – [Nedhardy]

A collection of 45 awesome garbage pail kids – [Icanhasinternets]

Drunk driver tries to “General Lee” out of DFW – [Pedal to the Metal]

Treat yourself to a happy ending – [Atom]

Victoria Silvstedt does a lovely swimsuit shoot – [Totally Crap]

Megan Fox is still a sexy babe in a bikini – [NS4W]

26 cute pictures of kittens yawning – [Cityrag]

You can’t mess with how hot Candace Swanepoel is – [Extramustard]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Alright folks now that summer is here I want to hear stories from all of you.  I expect all you dudes to get into a situation involving girls like this at least once in the next two months.  So let’s do this guys.  Come on.  I know you all have it in you.

More wild times at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

There are plenty of weird things in this world and frankly any kind of “art” or “fetish” having to do with bones kind of freaks me out.

This crazy artist purchased human bones in mid 90’s in medical school sale.  After than he spent many hours creating this odd artwork.  His name is Francois Robert and he calls this gallery “Stop the Violence”.

Yeah whatever man.  Just get a woman dude.

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Yup, that’s him. As it turns out, the internet rumors were false. He didn’t kill himself or go insane and live in the woods somewhere, despite his internet fame, Ghyslain Raza (awesome name) actually grew up pretty normally, and is working toward a law degree today. But it wasn’t exactly smooth sailing to get there.

Ghyslain and his parents would later sue the families of the three classmates who leaked the video in 2003, for around $250,000. According to the lawsuit, which resulted in a settlement, “Ghyslain had to endure, and still endures today, harassment and derision from his high-school mates and the public at large.”

For Ghyslain and Alexey, their characters will forever be tied up with the myths fashioned by a click-hungry internet. “i don’t think his life was ruined or he killed himself,” says a Youtube uploader of the “Star Wars Kid” video. “these are what people always tell me but where is the proof? don’t rely on wiki to get your answers. most people want to think the worst because that’s a common initial reaction. i don’t go on this account much but enjoy coming back to read all the mail people take the time to send me. as for offers on advertising sponsorship, i am still considering, i have a lot of loans to pay off.”

He seems to be handling it rather well, being the most famous loser on the internet. Props to him for surviving all the abuse, and at least now, eventually, taking it in good stride.

Keep on, keepin’ on Ghyslain. And now once more, for old time’s sake:

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With beautiful eyes and a great talent Ana de la Reguera is one of the most prominent actresses in Mexico. Her beauty and quality as an actress made Ana one of the best young talents in her country.

Now she’s really old.  Just kidding.  Ana is 33 and is still going strong.  She kind of reminds me a little of Paz Vega.  I think Paz is a little more voluptuous but I think you know what I mean (assuming you know who Paz Vega is).

Nevertheless Ana is a sexy little gal whose pictures are after the jump

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