Look, I won’t deny that nothing holds a candle to all that is Victoria’s Secret when it comes to models in lingerie but by no means am I discouraging other countries to try to live up to those kinds of standards.  Hell I wouldn’t mind the opposite, as in really really trashy lingerie clothes.  Is there such a thing/

In any event it would appear that Moscow is definitely making a case for sexy lingerie with some show they did a few months back.  The beauty of lingerie shows today is that the push up bra is always out so you know you’re going to get some great shots in there.

Pics of the Moscow lingerie spectacle after the jump

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Hey man, I may not love soccer but that doesn’t mean I’m not a fan of all the craziness that comes from the sport.  Go given that the World Cup begins tomorrow I figured I owed it to myself as well as my readers to do some kind of a World Cup Post.  And since soccer produces some of the craziest fans in the world, what better than to display the madness right here?

From face painters, to funny glasses wearers, the World Cup brings out all kind of odd ducks.  And yes, I’ll eventually get to a “hottest girls of the World Cup” post once the event is over.

For now, enjoy these insane World Cup fans from all over…..

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Click on the photo for more of Caite Upton

After becoming Miss South Carolina Teen USA for 2007, she went on to place fourth in the Miss Teen USA Pageant, gaining YouTube fame in-between.  In addition to signing a modeling deal with Donald Trump’s modeling agency, she recently participated on The Amazing Race 16

More amazing girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Every single show on MTV teaches us to be tight – [Cracked]

Is Stacey Keibler is the new Jack Nicholson? – [Heymanhustle]

429 pictures of drunk girls kissing…you’re welcome – [Sexy and Funny]

When you need celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

The dumbest conversations you can have with a girlfriend – [Ego TV]

The best Brazilian dance craze of all time – [Brobible]

Mexican wrestler punches a fan in the face – [Attuworld]

Some of the best lists you’ll see all week – [Manofest]

Check out how China manipulates the news – [Neatorama]

Ex Girlfriend fails at revenge by setting herself on fire – [Gorillamask]

One of the worst (funniest) cropped yearbook photos – [Nedhardy]

This girl is really bad at pole dancing – [Totally Crap]

Did you know that President Obama hates his job? – [Atom]

This drummer is clearly at the wrong gig – [I Can Has Internets]

For the latest and greatest girls next door – [Bullzeye]

Reacting to wedding crashers at your wedding – [Izismile]

The 101 (sexiest) sweetest things about summer – [COED Magazine]

The girls of Indy racing should make you a fan – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more of FHM Germany’s top 100 babes

Sprechen Sie FHM Germany?  There’s zero question in my mind that the German FHM 100 is way better than our U.S. FHM top 100.  And I also know that “Sprechen Sie” isn’t German but it kind of fit in there didn’t it?

More foreign babes at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Turns out that some April Fool’s jokes are too good to be true.   The “hotelicopter” hoax is another fine example.   In late March of 2009 a website not surprisingly named Hotelicopter decided to promote their new revamped website (which is intended to be a hotel search engine) by announcing the “world’s first hotelicopter.”

Experience the adrenaline rush of taking off and flying in the largest helicopter ever produced.   The Hotelicopter features 18 luxurious rooms fro adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable flying experience.

Wait a minute.  Is this idea really so far fetched?  I for one could see one of these being built.  Why the hell not?  Anyway, for pictures of the alleged copter take a look after the jump

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I was only going to write about this story if no one ended up dead, because otherwise it would have been turbo sad instead of just ridiculous. Thankfully everyone was OK, despite one woman being a complete dumbass.

Mandy Hands, 45, said she forgot 11-year-old Curtis was sleeping inside the house in Coventry after she gathered up the family’s four greyhounds and son Ashley, 16.

She only remembered her grandson after someone asked whether anyone else was inside – prompting a rescue operation by firefighters.

Mrs Hands told the Coventry Telegraph: “I can’t get over the fact I left my grandson in bed.

Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to get over that either. Thankfully firefighters rescued the kid, and she doesn’t have to be haunted forever by this, though I doubt there are going to be many more sleepovers at grandma’s in the near future.

It’s been nearly two years since I’ve dedicated anything on this site to Malillany Marin.  First of all I would like to apologize to Mali for leaving her in the dust all this time (I’m sure she cares).  Second of all, are you kidding me?  I’m moving to Mexico to find her.  I really don’t know if I can handle the U.S. for another minute knowing that she’s out there.

Oh and let’s just get another thing straight.  Malillany happens to be extremely wealthy so she’s got that going for her…which is nice.  Give her riches and beauty I can only assume I’d have to get her really drunk and coerce her into doing something to get into her life.

I’m completely rambling.  More of Malillany after the jump

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I feel like I’m watching some kids movie about a goofy giant who learns to love, and then picks the biggest flower he can find so he can run off and propose to the Statue of Liberty or something.

Or even if it’s just some special ed kid with a propensity to terrorize neighborhood gardens, both scenarios are equally adorable in their own right. I expect a Pixar movie to be forthcoming shortly.

What is this video? Uh, I’m pretty sure that someone flew up into the clouds, and took a video of what my personal heaven is like. Minus the part where everyone gets naked at the end.

I don’t speak Japanese, so I have no idea what any of these lovely ladies are going on about, but knowing Japan, it’s probably something dirty.

Doing a bit of research, I have been told that many of these ladies are Japanese porn stars, making this video even more amazing than previously thought. Uhh ok, off to do even more…research.