As if there aren’t enough terms and usage for female breasts out there.  The “underboob” has become a worldwide phenomena that I’m extremely surprised there isn’t an entire site dedicated to the lovely ladies that give a hint of breast but no nipple so as you people at work won’t get filtered.

A couple of other terms you might like are “hand bra” and “elbow bra.”   How about the sand bra?  That’s always classic.  Bottom line is that I don’t think we’re ever going to run out of these things.  At least I sure as hell hope not.

But in the spirit of the underboob, here are 15 pictures you will most assuredly enjoy….

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We’ve all been there.  Every single one of us has had a job that sucked.  And sometimes we spend more time coming up with ways to avoid doing work than actually doing our work.  In reality this is kind of sad but it’s a cycle we’ve all gotten trapped in.  It’s just funny that you spend more energy doing shit to get you in trouble than stuff that might actually help you.

But hey, we’re human and it’s just our nature to be lazy.  Well, American culture at least.  I for one used many tactics to avoid doing work and appearing busy and depending on what your job is some of these tactics may be extremely effective for you.

So here are five great ways to pretend to do work at the office

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It’s rough being a babe in the public eye and in a relationship; if you’re not having your every move documented by the paparazzi, then everyone’s telling you to ditch the jackass you’re making time with.  So these girls have done just that.  Yay!

More girls that need to be single at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Famous fictional children as grown ups – [Cracked]

The Top Five Sexy girls who do virtually nothing – [Sexy and Funny]

Tell me this site is still down and I’ll be very surprised – [Collegehumor]

It’s time to look at that celebrity skin! – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 25 funniest “for sale” signs of all time – [Manofest]

The youngest kids who are avid smokers – [Brobible]

Man-made disasters that were worse than the BP spill – [Ego TV]

Fat kids want to ride a skateboard too – [Attuworld]

The sexiest Daisy Love video you’ll want to watch – [Celebrity Odor]

Carrie Underwood makes softball very sexy – [Nedhardy]

This is not how you load a jet ski into a van – [Gorillamask]

The severe earthquake warning of the day – [The DW]

Kelly Brook doing another shoot and looking ridiculous – [Totally Crap]

In honor of all things pork related – [Icanhasinternets]

Ferrari signs an 11-year-old to their team – [Pedal to the Metal]

Great comic about porn movies and disney – [Sublime Blog]

All of music’s hits mashed into one summer song – [Cityrag]

Corin Riggs is quite sexy to say the least – [Holytaco]

In case you were wondering how to make a hip hop song – [Atom]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Thursday folks!  It’s ladies night.  And how do you like that action?  Guys, if you’re not taking advantage of this then I really don’t know what else to say but if you could end up in a picture like this just once in your lives then it’s all worth it.

More girls that are worth it at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Insert drug pun here but come on.  If there’s one thing that has come out of the legality of marijuana in Amsterdam it has got to be the ING House.   According to their website…

ING House is the head office of ING Group. ING House contains the board room, offices for senior management and a number of corporate departments.

The building was designed to reflect the image of ING: innovative and transparent, dynamic and sustainable. The open plan and glass walls help facilitate communication across departments and complement ING’s dedication to transparency.

Really?  Are you sure.  I’m pretty sure it was a bunch of stoned dudes saying “Yo, let’s make this thing look like a cruise ship and we’ll design it so it’s standing on really thin legs, like a spider! Oh man I just puked.”

Whatever the case, it’s an interesting building and worth taking a look at after the jump

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Man, when I was in school, the only good student jobs were working at the cafeteria where you could snag brownies people didn’t eat off their trays when they turned them in. We certainly never had anything this rad.

Students could not believe their luck when a businessman facing a drink-driving charge advertised on their job search website for a chauffeur to drive him around in his Hummer and Lamborghini.

In the ad, placed at Student Job Search in Auckland, Gary Richards sought a tidy and positive student to drive him to “business appointments” for seven weeks.

Yes, some drunkass businessman wants you to drive him around in his awesome cars. You would think that someone who could afford a Lambo and a Hummer would hire like, a professional drive rather than a student who is likely to back their $250K car into a truck while attempting to parallel park.

Unfortunately we don’t have much information on Cristy Mendivil.  I know that my friends at Bullzeye kind of discovered her.  I know that she competed in a “Most Beautiful Latina” pageant in Las Vegas in 2009.   I know that she was originally raised in Tijuana, Mexico.  But other than that?

All I can gather is that she’s got the kind of face that screams “I would completely own you in the sack” and a body that says “don’t even bother taking your clothes off because you’ll be done before I reach the bed.”  At least that’s what I think.  Any disagreements?

More of Cristy after the jump

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Look, I know that someday we’re probably all going to look back and regret some our current style choices. But can we at least agree that there is no greater of a fashion holocaust than the late ’80s and early ’90s. I see pictures like this one of a poor kid made to look like a disco Nascar horror show, and I just weep that anyone ever thought going out in public like this was OK.

And not to be mean, but that face isn’t helping things either kid. That’s not a smile, it’s grimace, though I guess it’s understandable given what you’re wearing.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHT8h9J-nY

When I saw this was an Indian action movie, I knew that it was going to be something pretty awesome. But nothing prepared me for these two words:

“Crotch gun.”

Yes, that’s right, Akshay Kumar is such a badass, he can kill ninjas by thrusting at them, as demonstrated in this brilliant clip. Why don’t they make movies like this over here? America would eat this stuff up, as we love guns and crotches.