Jun 13 2010
Wow! When I initially saw this video I was thinking that the bride was just pissed. I was thinking that certain people were appalled and would want to escort that chick out of the tent. But to my wonderful surprise, it wasn’t that at all. It was 100 times better.
Jun 12 2010
I’ve always stressed how much I love the trashy Jersey/Brooklyn/Queen guidette types and now it appears they have their representative in Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW. She’s got your classic fake boobs, orangy type tan, and one hell of an attitude. That and she nearly passes out from drinking every single night she goes out partying.
But once you get passed all that and you really look at the girl you kind of realize that yeah, she’s kind of pretty and um…hot. Granted when she’s not all done up it’s not as good but come on. We’re talking photo galleries here. And JWOWW definitely knows how to be in front of the camera.
Check out some wowness after the jump
Jun 12 2010
Click on the photo for awesome global warming side effects
The way things are going, we can expect global warming to wipe out humanity in the next few years. Or never, it’s not completely clear. So why dwell on negatives like drowning deaths and widespread panic? Let’s focus on some positives.
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Jun 11 2010
Click on the photo for the hottest WAGS of MMA
Fighters are rich, tatted-up, butt-kicking machines; I’m a not-so-rich, not tatted loser that sits in his apartment writing this crap. So just how hot are the women that MMA fighters hook up with? Um, pretty hot.
More sexy WAG types at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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Jun 11 2010
I’ll never forget seeing my first living statue. It was at an arcade and I was around 13 years old. It was this greeter type thing that looked like a spaceman and all of us wondered if he was a real person or not. Sure enough a buddy of mine kicked him in the balls and we found out that he was real. True story.
After that I hadn’t seen a person pretending to be a statue until college when I saw these folks in New Orleans. Now they seem to be everywhere. There are tons in NYC and even more overseas. So much so that there’s an annual contest celebrating the profession.
The amazing living statues contest takes place every spring in the Ukrainian city of Yevpatoria. Hundreds of artists come to the event from all over the world to show that they can be still and look like statues.
Highlights of the event after the jump
Jun 11 2010
A few days ago, a man was shot by two clowns on a bus in El Salvador. Yes, I mean literal clowns, not like, two guy clowning around. In El Salvador many clowns make a living doing tricks for people on buses, so needless to say, the real clowns are fuming over the imposters giving them a bad name.
The protesters _ wearing oversized bow ties, tiny hats and big yellow pants _ marched down San Salvador’s main street in an effort to both entertain and educate passersby. Several held signs insisting that real clowns are not criminals.
“We are protesting so that people know we are not killers,” said professional clown Ana Noelia Ramirez. “The people who did this are not clowns. They unfortunately used our costume and our makeup to commit a monstrous act.”
Clown-union leader Carlos Vasquez says he plans to issue IDs to all real clowns and urge police to detain those who do not have them.
There’s a Clown union leader! Do we have that here? God, who knew clowns took themselves so damn seriously.
And yes, despite all this, I am more convinced than ever clowns are shady as hell.
Jun 11 2010
At first it didn’t click to me who Michelle Mccurry was and then I saw this picture of her holding a guitar while nearly naked. Then it hit me. That particular guitar picture (which I have featured below) is in 100% of any picture gallery that features “hot chicks and their instruments.” So there you go Michelle. I recognized you! Whee!
Other than that? I don’t have the slightest clue about Michelle other than her nickname being Barbie G. I guess that’s appropriate considering she’s blond, has a ridiculous rack and well…..has a ridiculous rack. My best description of her looks would be “seductive.” I just know if I were in a room with her I’d have no chance.
More of Mccurray after the jump
Jun 11 2010
Man, you think that our armed forces want to check the mail and get letters written by first graders? No! They need to see some naked ladies, as attempting to do so in real life over there will either get your hands chopped off if she’s Arab, or court marshaled if she’s American.
So the next time you’re thinking about sending your son in the armed services a new pair of socks or a clock radio, go out and buy some Playboys instead. You’ll be doing a great service to your country. A happy army is a winning army.
Jun 11 2010
Who’s up for a little bit of crazy fundamentalism? We spend a lot of time making fun of Europeans and Asians here (but only because they’re hilarious), but we forget that we have crazy people here in America already, as shown in this horrendous Lady Gaga parody video.
Apparently the “God Hates Fags” crowd also hates Lady Gaga, presumably because she wears space age lingerie on stage and all her songs are about boning people. Well, as a result, we get this hilarious remix of “Poker Face” where the refrain is “You show your filth to everybody.”
Oh Westboro Baptist, does your craziness know no bounds?
