It’s amazing to me that over 70% of our planet is covered with Ocean yet we humans don’t really come too close at experiencing much of it at all in our lifetimes.  We constantly explore space and the potential for other planets yet there so many untouched creatures the lie in our ocean floor.

The further down you go and the weirder it gets.  And since there’s no light down there evolution has changed some animals so that they produce light with their own bodies.  It’s pretty amazing.

Here’s a small gallery of translucent creatures

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It sounds like an Onion headline, but I assure you it’s not. Justin Bieber may look pretty feminine, but now it’s so pronounced the police are getting involved. You couldn’t script this better.

Regulars at the Mug and Mallet bar confirmed police entered the venue Saturday night, following reports that Bieber, 16, was drinking underage inside reported TMZ today.

Instead, they found a 27-year-old female Bieber lookalike, with the same petite frame and tousled short brown hairstyle as that of the pint-sized pop sensation.

The woman, known only as Katie, told TMZ she was mistaken for Bieber all the time – and was forced to produce her ID card to police to prove she was not him.

Yes, a 27 year old woman was mistaken for Justin Bieber, which sounds ridiculous, but you really couldn’t blame them could you? The kid does look like lesbian most of the time, it’s just a fact.

When I originally came across the gorgeous Jesse Preston this site didn’t even exist.  It was on a different site that I first posted her.  And on that first site Jesse was a little bit pissed at some of the things I wrote about her boyfriend.

Since that time however we’ve made amends and I posted her on this site way back in September of 2008.  Given that she’s been getting some attention in recent months I thought it was appropriate to get her back up here.

So congratulations Jesse.  This is the 3rd time I’ve posted you on one site or another.  Yay!

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First of all, I lived in the suburbs, and I have to say I’ve heard nothing about this trend as I feel it would have been a pretty big topic of conversation around the neighborhood.

But one local TV station got the story, and it seems they inadvertently got an interview with one of the Hos of the story, as seen above. HA!

This video is only fifteen seconds long, probably because if it were any longer, your head would probably explode from the sheer WTF-ness of it. I’m not quite sure what it’s a commercial for, something about learning about space, or buying space costumes? I’m not even sure. But I want it. I really must have that Saturn costume for Halloween.

What’s that song they’re playing the background? I know I recognize it, but I can’t quite place it. This is going to bother me.

Now I don’t want to let anyone down here by admitting to my lack of knowledge but I can honestly tell you I had no idea the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach existed.   But then I visited the website and saw a picture that had both Danica Patrick and Keanu Reeves in it so I instantly knew everything was going to be OK.

But I’m sure any of you who are car buffs are probably familiar with this event.   If you are not a car buff then it doesn’t matter in the least because I’m focusing on the best part of any of these car racing events…..the ladies.

As usual the auto industry brings out the chicks that look a little dirty, like they’d do anything for money, and that they really want to guide you to the finish line.  I have no idea what I’m talking about.

Hot grid girls after the jump

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You guys might recall way back in November of 2008 when I did a post called “A Collection of Unnecessary Censorship Videos.”   If you don’t obviously I linked to it so my site could get more traffic.  But seriously I’m a gigantic fan of anything not intending to be sexual but being extremely sexual in nature.

It’s one thing to put black censor bars on crotch areas to make it seem as though something is porn-like or even disturbing in a sexual way.  It’s another if you don’t even need the censorship bar.  It’s great when stuff it’s just over the top funny and it’s completely unintentional.

Check out these 10 unintentional porn pictures and you’ll see what I mean

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Click on the photo for more of Natasha Alam

If we could just stop all the vampire talk for just a minute we could take a step back and realize that there some damned hot chicks on True Blood.  Natasha Alam is clearly at the top of the list.  Good God.  Who cares about Vampires?  Come on!

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The Funbag

Sixteen distant video games of the future – [Cracked]

The Types of people you hate to watch games with – [Collegehumor]

When you need some celebrity slip moments… – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

I like soccer uniforms made of paint – [Sexy and Funny]

Check out this dog and cat video of the day – [The DW]

Sexy college fan showdown: Who do ya got? – [Bleacherreport]

Japanese porn star offers to have sex with Chinese students – [Brobible]

The hottest weather girl videos of all time – [Manofest]

Alyssa Rebelo is yet another South African hottie – [Bugehoobs]

This is all the English you’ll ever need – [Totally Crap]

When you want your chicks of the week go here – [Takeareport]

The current Miss USA wears a bikini nicely – [Celebrity Odor]

Playboy cybergirl Jessica Danielle is lovely – [Sublime Blog]

One of the hottest Romanian models I’ve ever seen – [Heymanhustle]

Check out the truly evil side of photoshop – [Cityrag]

This is the definition of “too little too late” – [Icanhasinternets]

The Governor loves to check out a girl’s ass – [Ned Hardy]

The twenty hottest WAGs of the world cup – [Heavy]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Clearly you are all aware that the week is coming to a close.  And clearly you must be aware that females like the ones in the photo above actually exist.  So why are you reading this right now?  Get out there and find them!

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