Jun 22 2010
There are times when I’m really glad I’m not a female.Â Just the other day I saw my mother putting on makeup and she had like this entire kit in her purse.Â All I was thinking was “God I would hate to have to carry all that crap around all day.”Â Then I told my mom, “man it must suck to be a woman sometimes.”
She actually agreed.Â Speaking of sucking to be a woman,Â how about all that crap they try to squeeze into?Â Dresses and gowns and what not?Â And whoever invented the corset clearly wanted to torture females.
A corset is a garment worn to mold and shape the torso into a desired shape for aesthetic or medical purposes (either for the duration of wearing it, or with a more lasting effect).
Mold and shape huh?Â More like contort one’s body in an uncomfortable position for an extended period of time.Â Then again, they look pretty damned hot on the right people……
As if Lucy Pinder weren’t hot enough already now I have to see her wearing this thing?Â Sometimes life really isn’t fair.Â I mean come on guys.Â Really?
More Corset Action
Even More Uncoachable Stuff