This had better be in Russia, because if whitebread kids like this are becoming murderous thugs across our suburbs, we’re going to in for a world of problems. The cleaver, the knife and the baton I can understand I guess, as they’re easy enough to acquire, but the gun? And you gave it to the kid in the Louis Vutton hat and pink polo shirt? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Never thought I’d say this, but go listen to some more rap kids, your concept of “gangster” needs work.