Jun 11 2010
Man, you think that our armed forces want to check the mail and get letters written by first graders? No! They need to see some naked ladies, as attempting to do so in real life over there will either get your hands chopped off if she’s Arab, or court marshaled if she’s American.
So the next time you’re thinking about sending your son in the armed services a new pair of socks or a clock radio, go out and buy some Playboys instead. You’ll be doing a great service to your country. A happy army is a winning army.
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