Man, when I was in school, the only good student jobs were working at the cafeteria where you could snag brownies people didn’t eat off their trays when they turned them in. We certainly never had anything this rad.

Students could not believe their luck when a businessman facing a drink-driving charge advertised on their job search website for a chauffeur to drive him around in his Hummer and Lamborghini.

In the ad, placed at Student Job Search in Auckland, Gary Richards sought a tidy and positive student to drive him to “business appointments” for seven weeks.

Yes, some drunkass businessman wants you to drive him around in his awesome cars. You would think that someone who could afford a Lambo and a Hummer would hire like, a professional drive rather than a student who is likely to back their $250K car into a truck while attempting to parallel park.