Look Asians, I know you try to emulate American culture as much as you can, but you really need to work on this whole “gangster” thing. Outside of being 12 years old and Japanese, you really aren’t helping your case by posing on playground equipment and tricycles and scooters.

I will give you five points for the four (six? I can’t be sure) Asian girls and one black dude you have in the group, but the rest of you really need to pick it up. I would lose the guy on the far left, he’s really holding you guys back with his creepiness.